That's like a lily

So I already know in advance that this movie is 1000% fanservice and will do nothing to resolve the cliffhanger or bad plotiness that was Decade proper. But I don't much care, because a) fanservice and b) KAMEN RIDER GACKT.

( ONORE DICKAIDO )

fffffffffuck yeahhhhh

ALL SPOILERS, ALL THE TIME.

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THAT FEELS A WHOLE LOT LIKE FANSERVICE. God, finally, the blatant fanservice hasn't been this active since episode one. >:( I have been MISSING IT this whole time.

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a-and now I have to wait for the movie ;3;

Amazon/28 That A MA ZON yell was the most lackluster thing I have heard since I don't know when.

And apparently this world is already run by Dai Shocker, whom have convinced everyone that Riders = bad, monsters = good, and you should hunt down in a raging mob everyone who disagrees with this. Yyyyyeah. I LOVE A GOOD SCREAMING MOB but man. There's even a school where the little kiddies learn to be henchmen! This is, of course, Decade's fault. I still default to loving Narutaki too, he trolls so hard and gets so little satisfaction out of it. :(

( THE LOLS CONTINUE )

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Ever the troll, DiEnd has rejoined the battle! Or, uh, joined for the first time. Since he wasn't actually involved in this one until now. But it's only to steal the power ring bracelet that Monsterbotnik has.

( Amongst the happenings... !! ) and the background falls to reveal our next destination --

RIDER WAR NO SEKAI

and I only care because Haga Yuria will be there and Mori Kanna and that is just hot. For me. Okay. ;w; Also, DECADE'S END IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. What mysteries could possibly be revealed between then and now!!

RX WORLD AGAIN

( ... why do these keep getting so LONG ) AMAZON IS NEXT!!

Wow episode twenty-four you seriously bored me. Wow. At least Genta was entertaining but wow. 8|

Twenty-five brought back the joy of lulz at least. "THIS CAMERA IS A BOMB". Oh Kaito, that is not how you troll you silly boy.

I guess I am mostly just impressed that the Moose Fangire got to fight another day. Moose are scary sons of bitches as is, but a vampire moose? Jesus Christ, I will be in the car. Under the seat.

... and that's it. Dai Shocker is next! Six more episodes and I'll have made it \m/

Dai Shocker World: This is accidentally super long because I was procrastinating. "Hey Tot, help me make a pie." "... once I am done ... typing up this review... "

... heeeeeee Fangire and Imagin attacking together THIS SHOULDN'T DELIGHT ME but that is the best way to get my attention at the start. Even more than Tsukasa's outfit (... which is really making me think of Terry!). But yeah best team up of villains ever A+++. Always do want.

Then it got interesting. ( Because I am Apollo Geist. I have come to eradicate you. )

21 / Negaworld:

( Final Kamen Ride: Decade )

22 & 23 / DiEnd's world:

( He's my little brother. - Oh! You're his big brother? )

I am so addicted to the lulz, guys. I mean it.

Also, what is with me loving this world and the last one more than I have the nine Rider worlds? HA HA HA what is this, why am I being all opinionated about a kids' show. I DUNNO. And I think Narutaki is awesome too. Either I am broken or I am enjoying this troll effort through countertroll means.

... sob Shinkengers is next!

Um. So there was nothing a-at all awkward about the sound I made w-when Otoya's song started or when we saw him for the first time SHUT UP JUST. PREEMPTIVELY SHUT UP. Aaahhhhhn~~~.

Okay, so, this is the Negaworld. Like the normal world, only in the negative. THE UNIVERSE OF EVIL TWINS. So I am sure that Natsumikan's hoodlum friends were awesome in her world, but in the Negaworld, they turn out to kind of be dicks. Dark Riders too, but mostly dicks. No wonder Decade was getting along so well in this world ahahaha. I am just going to say though, the lack of Nega Den-O REALLY MADE ME HAPPY. Toei is already milking that series enough, it is a good thing to let Nega Den-O die as he lived; voiced by Midorikawa and covered in shiny purple stickers.

Uhhh I spent most of this episode staring at Kouhei and waiting for him to show up again, and Dark Kiva is always a welcome sight so. Yeah. unf unf unf. Anyway, apparently everyone in the Negaworld isn't human, which uh -- yeah way to kill the true purpose of Otoya, Toei. Not that I am going to complain very loudly! But still!

... oh goodness look at the time it's drinking o' clock. Maybe I will finish Negaworld tomorrow.

... So Tendou's grandma is Tama from HanaDan and that is really the only thing I could focus on in this episode. Well that and she kept yelling at Decade for not listening to her recipe, which called for egg. So she is sitting there going "TAMA TAMA" and—yeah you can see how confusion was born when I stopped paying attention.

Uhh what can I say, Kaitou remains a douche, Tsukasa is a douche, Natsumikan is a hottie, and Yuusuke is still gettin' creepy over small children. PAR FOR THE DECADE COURSE. I liked Worm!Tsukasa, he was almost as pleasant as Worm!Tendou. The gay chicken was FABULOUS. A++.

"Please return the life to the God" I love IXA and all the Engrish he brings to the yard. Just. Yes. Thank you, IXA.

As far as the plot goes, it takes enough of the original Kabuto story into it that I can justifiably say they TRIED to try. Far from the world's best AU, but you know what, they got the important shit crammed in there. Except for the getting stuck in Clock Up part but everybody needs an event upon which to hinge every argument.

... more than halfway through Decade \o/ And I still need to icon Narutaki.

The long and short of it, since gunform will cut me if I spoil the rad things.

* This is Decade's fault
* TWO MINUTES OF DECADE IN A DECADE CROSSOVER
* Trapdar initiated. Trapdar failed.
* IT IS STILL AN AU TO ME, but one that I enjoyed well enough.

The story is ... nnngh, the subplot there with Toki I could have lived without, I really don't get how certain things happened, Tsukasa .... well onore Decade!!!1 covers that aaaannnd there is never enough Sieg anywhere, ever, at any given time. I liked the very end! And I liked the hijinks! BUT THAT IS UNFORTUNATELY ... ABOUT IT.

Why am I so extra fickle with Decade I dunno.

Back to faking this app I guess. And stalling with porn.