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✯ Kamen Rider Decade 28, 29
Amazon/28 That A MA ZON yell was the most lackluster thing I have heard since I don't know when.
And apparently this world is already run by Dai Shocker, whom have convinced everyone that Riders = bad, monsters = good, and you should hunt down in a raging mob everyone who disagrees with this. Yyyyyeah. I LOVE A GOOD SCREAMING MOB but man. There's even a school where the little kiddies learn to be henchmen! This is, of course, Decade's fault. I still default to loving Narutaki too, he trolls so hard and gets so little satisfaction out of it. :(
... oh my god Kivaara and Natsumikan's grandpa. I. flxkdjh I LOVE THAT GRANDAD SO MUCH just. The spoilers from the 2010 movie make me love him MORE but. W-Wow. He's a mole, chu chu! Gonna defeat Dai Shocker as a mole, chu chu!
Anyway the villains are getting smarter, they're gonna use a small child to trick Amazon into revealing his hideout. An EVIL small child. Apollo Geist (WHO IS NOT AS DEAD AS HE MAY HAVE BEEN RUMORED TO BE) hangs around and convinces the kid this is a Great Idea :Db and talks about Dai Shocker's great leader a little. And. I lol, since I already know the answer to that. But. SPOILERS OMG.
Also, no one has noticed that the Dai Shocker flags all say "DCD" on them, which is -- how one abbreviates "Decade". And it is retardedly easy to sneak into the enemy's base. NICE. Uhhh evil plans are hatched and made, Amazon uses the third person, and he is apparently Tsukasa's soultwin in that every country and place hates him. Baw his life. Anyway, about that plan to have the little kid find his HQ! He runs out being chased by Dai Shocker dudes, and -- th-they send in Yuusuke. To save him.
They send in Yuusuke to save the small boy. ;sdkljfh pedo rider you failure at life but bringer of lulz. And I mean, I am sure Yuusuke was mad jealous when the boy held Amazon's hand and rode on his back instead too. I. Yeah. Also, the little boy's eyeshadow is kind of creeping me out. It's like Atadan, only not funny.
So the kid tells the bad guys where the good guys are, and ... the ... big boss flies in on a giant ball. So many Dr. Robotnikisms flying through my mind right now, I-I can't even begin to say them all. he's after EVERY POWER RING that is the ACTUAL PLOT OF THIS WORLD. So they send out some monsters, NO ONE HENSHINS, and the kid is sad to hear that Apollo Geist will kill him with the Riders anyway. Because bad guys are still bad. Go figure.
The suit Rider is a hell of a lot more in character than the dud playing Amazon, wow. LACKLUSTER x9000.
At least this villain is pretty rad though, he is able to return all the Riders' attacks. A sort of... NEGADECADE, if you can. While Decade is busy blowing up Apollo Geist's Perfecter IN HIS FACE, the dumb kid steals Amazon'spower ring bracelet power ring bracelet and runs off, because surely Dai Shocker will love him again if he gets them presents. Amazon makes SAD AMAZON IN RAIN faces, because he heroically dove in and took a blow from Apollo Geist that should have killed the child. WHOOPS. Amazon has learned BETRAYAL :'(
Amazon/29
Ever the troll, DiEnd has rejoined the battle! Or, uh, joined for the first time. Since he wasn't actually involved in this one until now. But it's only to steal thepower ring bracelet that Monsterbotnik has.
DiEnd summons Hibiki, Ibuki, and Zanki, because they are oni, and the monster is called the "Ten-Faced Demon," using the "ki" character. Or so the notes on the subs tell me. I DON'T REALLY CARE, because Ibuki makes me laugh with his monster-killing trumpet. Either way, Decade and DiEnd are out and make their summoned friends do all the work while they run off to lick their appropriate wounds.
Then a miniature trollfight happens when Narutaki offers Kaito a power-up card for DiEnd. If you defeat Decade, he says! And Kaito points a gun in his face and lols a little. I imagine this happens to Narutaki a lot, because he doesn't look quite as shocked as he could have.
So in an intelligent plan, Tsukasa and Natsumikan hide out in the Daishocker school. In some offscreen happening, Yuusuke told her about Tsukasa's shoving of his life into her dead body. Before this serious moment can get much more serious, Yuusuke and Amazon show up, the latter making sad panda faces again. :'(
At the Legion of Doom, Monsterbotnik receives his power ring from the made-up boy and promises to thank him by turning the child and ALL OF HUMANITY into plastic suit monsters. Uwah. Best reward ever, man.
While they were out, our heroes' base was raided and torn apart. This also made Amazon sad. Kivaara and Grandpa Hikari were missing in action, and as a plan was being hatched to find them and leave that world with Amazon in tow, Kaito shows up! Somehow, he's already aware of the "turn every human into a monster" plan and has come to troll it in everyone's face. Or warn them, I dunno, either one is good.
... th-the little boy is about to be made into a sea cucumber monster. I. I still remember that joke, okay, but I never mentioned it on here? Kaito has been taunting Tsukasa from his intro episodes ago that the only thing he has never tried was sea cucumber. HILARIOUS. But Yuusuke and Tsukasa stop this from happening, it's kinda gay, and extra gay in that they let Yuusuke accompany the little boy to safety.
Mmmmmhmm.
Uh then the boy leaves to get the POWER RING!! back, and his sister tells Amazon the sob story of their sad lives. And promises that the kid really does trust Amazon, so he should stay and not go world hopping. It makes Amazon super happy, so he runs off and finds that the kid has stolen the bracelet back. Together they make secret handshakes and pronounce themselves friends, and then Decade and Amazon fight Monsterbotnik and Apollo Geist.
... only Apollo Geist takes a few blows and ditches, as is his way. :\ OH WELL.
With the promise of the other power ring in mind, DiEnd rejoins the battle. From ... somewhere. His shiny new card allows him to create dopplegangers of himself, and it's pretty hard not to get mugged when six copies of the worlds' classiest thief is after you. No sooner does he grasp the Gaga bracelet in hand does Decade activate the card that just came to life in his hand: Attack Ride Gaga Bracelet.
Way to piss off a troll, man. Stealing the things he worked so effing hard to steal.
THEY WIN, big surprise. Grandpa Hikari and Kivaara have already returned (where the FUCK did they go?!) along with Kaito, and before they can take a big family photo -- and the background falls to reveal our next destination --
and I only care because Haga Yuria will be there and Mori Kanna and that is just hot. For me. Okay. ;w; Also, DECADE'S END IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. What mysteries could possibly be revealed between then and now!!
And apparently this world is already run by Dai Shocker, whom have convinced everyone that Riders = bad, monsters = good, and you should hunt down in a raging mob everyone who disagrees with this. Yyyyyeah. I LOVE A GOOD SCREAMING MOB but man. There's even a school where the little kiddies learn to be henchmen! This is, of course, Decade's fault. I still default to loving Narutaki too, he trolls so hard and gets so little satisfaction out of it. :(
... oh my god Kivaara and Natsumikan's grandpa. I. flxkdjh I LOVE THAT GRANDAD SO MUCH just. The spoilers from the 2010 movie make me love him MORE but. W-Wow. He's a mole, chu chu! Gonna defeat Dai Shocker as a mole, chu chu!
Anyway the villains are getting smarter, they're gonna use a small child to trick Amazon into revealing his hideout. An EVIL small child. Apollo Geist (WHO IS NOT AS DEAD AS HE MAY HAVE BEEN RUMORED TO BE) hangs around and convinces the kid this is a Great Idea :Db and talks about Dai Shocker's great leader a little. And. I lol, since I already know the answer to that. But. SPOILERS OMG.
Also, no one has noticed that the Dai Shocker flags all say "DCD" on them, which is -- how one abbreviates "Decade". And it is retardedly easy to sneak into the enemy's base. NICE. Uhhh evil plans are hatched and made, Amazon uses the third person, and he is apparently Tsukasa's soultwin in that every country and place hates him. Baw his life. Anyway, about that plan to have the little kid find his HQ! He runs out being chased by Dai Shocker dudes, and -- th-they send in Yuusuke. To save him.
They send in Yuusuke to save the small boy. ;sdkljfh pedo rider you failure at life but bringer of lulz. And I mean, I am sure Yuusuke was mad jealous when the boy held Amazon's hand and rode on his back instead too. I. Yeah. Also, the little boy's eyeshadow is kind of creeping me out. It's like Atadan, only not funny.
So the kid tells the bad guys where the good guys are, and ... the ... big boss flies in on a giant ball. So many Dr. Robotnikisms flying through my mind right now, I-I can't even begin to say them all. he's after EVERY POWER RING that is the ACTUAL PLOT OF THIS WORLD. So they send out some monsters, NO ONE HENSHINS, and the kid is sad to hear that Apollo Geist will kill him with the Riders anyway. Because bad guys are still bad. Go figure.
The suit Rider is a hell of a lot more in character than the dud playing Amazon, wow. LACKLUSTER x9000.
At least this villain is pretty rad though, he is able to return all the Riders' attacks. A sort of... NEGADECADE, if you can. While Decade is busy blowing up Apollo Geist's Perfecter IN HIS FACE, the dumb kid steals Amazon's
Amazon/29
Ever the troll, DiEnd has rejoined the battle! Or, uh, joined for the first time. Since he wasn't actually involved in this one until now. But it's only to steal the
DiEnd summons Hibiki, Ibuki, and Zanki, because they are oni, and the monster is called the "Ten-Faced Demon," using the "ki" character. Or so the notes on the subs tell me. I DON'T REALLY CARE, because Ibuki makes me laugh with his monster-killing trumpet. Either way, Decade and DiEnd are out and make their summoned friends do all the work while they run off to lick their appropriate wounds.
Then a miniature trollfight happens when Narutaki offers Kaito a power-up card for DiEnd. If you defeat Decade, he says! And Kaito points a gun in his face and lols a little. I imagine this happens to Narutaki a lot, because he doesn't look quite as shocked as he could have.
So in an intelligent plan, Tsukasa and Natsumikan hide out in the Daishocker school. In some offscreen happening, Yuusuke told her about Tsukasa's shoving of his life into her dead body. Before this serious moment can get much more serious, Yuusuke and Amazon show up, the latter making sad panda faces again. :'(
At the Legion of Doom, Monsterbotnik receives his power ring from the made-up boy and promises to thank him by turning the child and ALL OF HUMANITY into plastic suit monsters. Uwah. Best reward ever, man.
While they were out, our heroes' base was raided and torn apart. This also made Amazon sad. Kivaara and Grandpa Hikari were missing in action, and as a plan was being hatched to find them and leave that world with Amazon in tow, Kaito shows up! Somehow, he's already aware of the "turn every human into a monster" plan and has come to troll it in everyone's face. Or warn them, I dunno, either one is good.
... th-the little boy is about to be made into a sea cucumber monster. I. I still remember that joke, okay, but I never mentioned it on here? Kaito has been taunting Tsukasa from his intro episodes ago that the only thing he has never tried was sea cucumber. HILARIOUS. But Yuusuke and Tsukasa stop this from happening, it's kinda gay, and extra gay in that they let Yuusuke accompany the little boy to safety.
Mmmmmhmm.
Uh then the boy leaves to get the POWER RING!! back, and his sister tells Amazon the sob story of their sad lives. And promises that the kid really does trust Amazon, so he should stay and not go world hopping. It makes Amazon super happy, so he runs off and finds that the kid has stolen the bracelet back. Together they make secret handshakes and pronounce themselves friends, and then Decade and Amazon fight Monsterbotnik and Apollo Geist.
... only Apollo Geist takes a few blows and ditches, as is his way. :\ OH WELL.
With the promise of the other power ring in mind, DiEnd rejoins the battle. From ... somewhere. His shiny new card allows him to create dopplegangers of himself, and it's pretty hard not to get mugged when six copies of the worlds' classiest thief is after you. No sooner does he grasp the Gaga bracelet in hand does Decade activate the card that just came to life in his hand: Attack Ride Gaga Bracelet.
Way to piss off a troll, man. Stealing the things he worked so effing hard to steal.
THEY WIN, big surprise. Grandpa Hikari and Kivaara have already returned (where the FUCK did they go?!) along with Kaito, and before they can take a big family photo -- and the background falls to reveal our next destination --
and I only care because Haga Yuria will be there and Mori Kanna and that is just hot. For me. Okay. ;w; Also, DECADE'S END IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. What mysteries could possibly be revealed between then and now!!