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✯ Kamen Rider Decade 21, 22, 23
21 / Negaworld:
Uhuhuhu Otoya's crazy laugh uhuhuhu. I am all over that. Like I thought, humans aren't allowed to exist. Whups. At least Nega!Natsumi is pretty badass, what with her mad not dying skills.
As always it could have used 300% more Kouhei, but ... yeah. HE WAS THERE that is all I needed. What there could have been less of was Decade's Complete Form. Good God, I have never seen a suit that ugly. If it were possible to come in DEAD LAST at the prom, that is what this suit would have brought him. A kick in the face from the King and Queen. It is hideous and it offends my delicate sensibilities. Ugh even the henshin sequence it is like watching Seto Kaiba jizz in his pants while playing Rummy.
... although I kind of liked how he learned to summon a little, and how his summons had to mirror his every movement.
STILL UGLY.
22 & 23 / DiEnd's world:
I like how surprised Yuuseless and Natsumikan were to hear what a wanted criminal Kaito is. I mean, all he's done so far in their every meeting was try to steal their nice things! Why wouldn't he do that to others? He is very vocally and proudly a thief!
... and almost immediately, a small child comes as though SUMMONED to Yuusuke's side and gives him delicious foods. I don't even. Wow, Pedo Rider. Wow. Your skills remain I see.
Anyway, this is the world that destroys Kamen Riders. As long as you're not one, everyone loves you and dotes on you and will carry you wherever you want to go piggyback style. So whatever he did to become their entire Ten Most Wanted list, Daiki really had to have pissed them off. Also, I recognized that meme face and almost forgot the uh part where Memeface and Daiki were brothers. WHOOPS. There are only two rules: Be kind, and Don't be a Rider. No one questions them or their brave leader ... Fourteen. Yeah. Could've had a big ol' One Piece flashback from the name there BUT I DIDN'T. Possibly because the guy was too uncool. Anyway.
Yuusuke broke the first rule and was kidnapped by a giant cockroach. God save him if they find out he's Kuuga. Apparently being brainwashed is a fad? Who knew!
Blah blah blah Memeface used to be a Rider, blah blah Kaito doesn't believe in himself, something something Natsumi being really obviously brainwashed and Tsukasa failing to notice. Really, dude? Was the -san not a big enough hint for you? At least Fourteen is a big boss in every possible way imagined.
And in a twist absolutely no one saw coming, Memeface was never brainwashed to begin with and wants to rule the world. Of course by "absolutely no one" I mean I thought it would be hilarious if that were true AND THEN IT WAS. Sometimes, Toei, I can countertroll you.
I am so addicted to the lulz, guys. I mean it.
Also, what is with me loving this world and the last one more than I have the nine Rider worlds? HA HA HA what is this, why am I being all opinionated about a kids' show. I DUNNO. And I think Narutaki is awesome too. Either I am broken or I am enjoying this troll effort through countertroll means.
... sob Shinkengers is next!
Uhuhuhu Otoya's crazy laugh uhuhuhu. I am all over that. Like I thought, humans aren't allowed to exist. Whups. At least Nega!Natsumi is pretty badass, what with her mad not dying skills.
As always it could have used 300% more Kouhei, but ... yeah. HE WAS THERE that is all I needed. What there could have been less of was Decade's Complete Form. Good God, I have never seen a suit that ugly. If it were possible to come in DEAD LAST at the prom, that is what this suit would have brought him. A kick in the face from the King and Queen. It is hideous and it offends my delicate sensibilities. Ugh even the henshin sequence it is like watching Seto Kaiba jizz in his pants while playing Rummy.
... although I kind of liked how he learned to summon a little, and how his summons had to mirror his every movement.
STILL UGLY.
22 & 23 / DiEnd's world:
I like how surprised Yuuseless and Natsumikan were to hear what a wanted criminal Kaito is. I mean, all he's done so far in their every meeting was try to steal their nice things! Why wouldn't he do that to others? He is very vocally and proudly a thief!
... and almost immediately, a small child comes as though SUMMONED to Yuusuke's side and gives him delicious foods. I don't even. Wow, Pedo Rider. Wow. Your skills remain I see.
Anyway, this is the world that destroys Kamen Riders. As long as you're not one, everyone loves you and dotes on you and will carry you wherever you want to go piggyback style. So whatever he did to become their entire Ten Most Wanted list, Daiki really had to have pissed them off. Also, I recognized that meme face and almost forgot the uh part where Memeface and Daiki were brothers. WHOOPS. There are only two rules: Be kind, and Don't be a Rider. No one questions them or their brave leader ... Fourteen. Yeah. Could've had a big ol' One Piece flashback from the name there BUT I DIDN'T. Possibly because the guy was too uncool. Anyway.
Yuusuke broke the first rule and was kidnapped by a giant cockroach. God save him if they find out he's Kuuga. Apparently being brainwashed is a fad? Who knew!
Blah blah blah Memeface used to be a Rider, blah blah Kaito doesn't believe in himself, something something Natsumi being really obviously brainwashed and Tsukasa failing to notice. Really, dude? Was the -san not a big enough hint for you? At least Fourteen is a big boss in every possible way imagined.
And in a twist absolutely no one saw coming, Memeface was never brainwashed to begin with and wants to rule the world. Of course by "absolutely no one" I mean I thought it would be hilarious if that were true AND THEN IT WAS. Sometimes, Toei, I can countertroll you.
I am so addicted to the lulz, guys. I mean it.
Also, what is with me loving this world and the last one more than I have the nine Rider worlds? HA HA HA what is this, why am I being all opinionated about a kids' show. I DUNNO. And I think Narutaki is awesome too. Either I am broken or I am enjoying this troll effort through countertroll means.
... sob Shinkengers is next!