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✯ Kamen Rider Decade 26
Dai Shocker World: This is accidentally super long because I was procrastinating. "Hey Tot, help me make a pie." "... once I am done ... typing up this review... "
... heeeeeee Fangire and Imagin attacking together THIS SHOULDN'T DELIGHT ME but that is the best way to get my attention at the start. Even more than Tsukasa's outfit (... which is really making me think of Terry!). But yeah best team up of villains ever A+++. Always do want.
Then it got interesting. We meet Minami Koutarou! Who is RX! RX was neat, aaannd Tsukasa being an emo douche was something I could have lived without. But whatever, okay, he'll get better as soon as he admits he has a home with his friends there, right? OR NOT. Because here comes Apollo Geist being all Inigo Montoya. Who looks AWESOME with the Imagin and Fangire, by the by. Yeah. He did NOT let Decade henshin, which I believe proves that sometimes villains are not the most retarded people on Earth. \o/ And then he tried to kill Decade.
... shit why is Apollo Geist the best villain this series has seen so far.
ANYWAY. Horror of horrors, Natsumikan takes the hit. I am mostly saddened by the way Mori Kanna flailed because it did not look real enough to be but I will take what I can. The clip that follows of her grandpa swooshing around in a black cape is only funny because, in jest, he shoves a hot iron in Kivaara's face. On purpose.
So she is in the hospital, DYING!! and Narutaki shows up. Not gonna lie, guys, I fucking love Narutaki. He is my favorite of all trolls. OTT. Even more than Kaito, who trolls up to Yuusuke and Tsukasa while they are being emobags on the hospital roof. He stole Tsukasa's belt buckle which I am sure they would shoot you for in Texas! I really just wanted to make the shoot you in Texas joke! But he explains what's going down: Apollo Geist is from X Rider's world, and his organization joined Dai Shocker in which he is now a bigass star and important honcho. But he only has ONE MONTH!! to live, so he uses a ... doodad called a Perfecter to steal other people's lives and give the energy to himself.
Boding real well for Natsumi, isn't it?
Then there's a lot of homogay and Yuusuke is left behind in the fight to steal the Perfecter to watch over Natsumi's deathbed. Speaking from experience? Shittiest. Job. Ever. RX, who hasn't been seen since before Apollo Geist showed, magically appears on the battlefield knowing everything that's happened so far. He must live in one hell of a plothole.
Anyway, THEY FIGHT. Kaito is a bitch and tries to take out Tsukasa while stealing things, but that never ends well. RX eventually holds off the villains enough to tell Tsukasa to follow Apollo through the magic wall and travel through another world. He forces his way through and --- meets Minami Koutarou on the other side.
Son of a bitch, he thinks, I'm still in RX's world.
Son of a bitch, Koutarou thinks, that's the destroyer of worlds, Decade.
Son of a bitch, I think, I'm going to have to crack so many pecans as soon as I am done typing.
Koutarou does his crazy hand gestures and henshins --- into Kamen Rider Black. WHOOPS. Guess you actually did something there with the leaping, Decade.
NEXT EPISODE:
... heeeeeee Fangire and Imagin attacking together THIS SHOULDN'T DELIGHT ME but that is the best way to get my attention at the start. Even more than Tsukasa's outfit (... which is really making me think of Terry!). But yeah best team up of villains ever A+++. Always do want.
Then it got interesting. We meet Minami Koutarou! Who is RX! RX was neat, aaannd Tsukasa being an emo douche was something I could have lived without. But whatever, okay, he'll get better as soon as he admits he has a home with his friends there, right? OR NOT. Because here comes Apollo Geist being all Inigo Montoya. Who looks AWESOME with the Imagin and Fangire, by the by. Yeah. He did NOT let Decade henshin, which I believe proves that sometimes villains are not the most retarded people on Earth. \o/ And then he tried to kill Decade.
... shit why is Apollo Geist the best villain this series has seen so far.
ANYWAY. Horror of horrors, Natsumikan takes the hit. I am mostly saddened by the way Mori Kanna flailed because it did not look real enough to be but I will take what I can. The clip that follows of her grandpa swooshing around in a black cape is only funny because, in jest, he shoves a hot iron in Kivaara's face. On purpose.
So she is in the hospital, DYING!! and Narutaki shows up. Not gonna lie, guys, I fucking love Narutaki. He is my favorite of all trolls. OTT. Even more than Kaito, who trolls up to Yuusuke and Tsukasa while they are being emobags on the hospital roof. He stole Tsukasa's belt buckle which I am sure they would shoot you for in Texas! I really just wanted to make the shoot you in Texas joke! But he explains what's going down: Apollo Geist is from X Rider's world, and his organization joined Dai Shocker in which he is now a bigass star and important honcho. But he only has ONE MONTH!! to live, so he uses a ... doodad called a Perfecter to steal other people's lives and give the energy to himself.
Boding real well for Natsumi, isn't it?
Then there's a lot of homogay and Yuusuke is left behind in the fight to steal the Perfecter to watch over Natsumi's deathbed. Speaking from experience? Shittiest. Job. Ever. RX, who hasn't been seen since before Apollo Geist showed, magically appears on the battlefield knowing everything that's happened so far. He must live in one hell of a plothole.
Anyway, THEY FIGHT. Kaito is a bitch and tries to take out Tsukasa while stealing things, but that never ends well. RX eventually holds off the villains enough to tell Tsukasa to follow Apollo through the magic wall and travel through another world. He forces his way through and --- meets Minami Koutarou on the other side.
Son of a bitch, he thinks, I'm still in RX's world.
Son of a bitch, Koutarou thinks, that's the destroyer of worlds, Decade.
Son of a bitch, I think, I'm going to have to crack so many pecans as soon as I am done typing.
Koutarou does his crazy hand gestures and henshins --- into Kamen Rider Black. WHOOPS. Guess you actually did something there with the leaping, Decade.
NEXT EPISODE: