That's like a lily

( HEY YOU WANT SOME GODDAMN SUSHI DONTCHA DON'T YOU LIE TO ME I KNOW YOU WANT IT )

So this could all boil down to what the fuck, Genta. And thank you Jesus, finally Takeru is getting some personality beyond grumpypanys, I like that. So so much.

DUE TO THE ONSLAUGHT OF SPOILERS, THIS IS ALL CUT.

( like an emokid who missed the sale at hot topic )

    + Kanjougata: Accountant.
    + WHO DOES THAT MUCH WORK IN ONE DAY.
    + ... omg the curtain.
    + Wait doesn't that insinuate that Jii is effectively running the entire city?
    + WHAT Jii if you could be so hardcore without spandex WHY NOT TRAIN NORMAL HUMANS IN YOUR KUNG FU
    + Saishuu Ougi: Final Master Technique.
    + Gedou Fukumetsu: Heretic path leads to destruction.
    + WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON GATTAI not even gonna lie, Chiaki is my favorite forever.
    + ... bawwwwwwwwwww Jii's family bawwwww.
    + <Mysterious prayer> is the most unintentionally hilarious subtitle.
    + The addition of bazooka to pimpcoat is really working for me here :/a
    + Oh Jesus fucking Christ Doukoku is actually terrifying for once. d-don't rock the boat baby.
    + DID THAT WELL JUST BUILD ITSELF
    + Senkou ha: Flash wave.
    + Takeru why do you always take Kotoha's sword, she is actually good at using that :( Take someone else's for once.
    + TAKERU YOU CANNOT FLY >8| ONORE TOEI
    + Genta you are a tard but I cannot be disgruntled at all, because Chiaki is cute and angry for me and also his girlfriend.
    + CHARTREUSE no this counts.
    + lmfao okay no trying to eat Goyou wins.
    + Goddammit no Kotoha you cannot fly either! ONORE TOEI!!!1
    + DaiKaiten Giri: Big Spinning Slash.

I guess I could talk about the villains, since I've mentioned the Shinkengers all by now. Holy shit Doukoku! I actually don't care about Dayuu at all, blah blah her needs, but GODDAMN DOUKOKU. He is actually ... frightening! In the way that David Bowie was, sort of. A terrible power no one can cross SAVE THE CHOSEN ONE blah blah Obi-Wan. But no, he's just so mangled that he'll fuck someone up and then fix it himself while in a vehemently murderous rage the whole time? Sign me the fuck up.

Empress Vegeta bothers me for his teeth alone. As much as I enjoy the OHOHOHOHO, having that many teeth just upsets me. It is too much like a lamb fish, and those are gross. MY THOUGHTS, YOU NOW KNOW THEM.

    + I am a little disappointed that it was a line and not a star :(
    + ... Genta do you even know how to READ.
    + lmao sneaking a tree into a mansion.
    + Urami Gandou Gaeshi: Underside altar reversal.
    + Oh God. He. He literally gave them a stomach bug.
    + Konoha Gakushi: Tree leaves concealment.
    + Shishi Kaen Kou: Lion Flame Howl.
    + K-Kotoha why are you adorable when you borrow without asking.
    + Ohhhh snap Juuzou's emotions.
    + "Samurai don't get Christmas." WHY IS THAT THE SADDEST LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD.
    + Okay the first time it was kinda .... but if Takeru keeps making a party of three with just the chicks, I am going to be forced to make even more Cloud Strife references in his direction.
    + And again I laugh at Juuzou.
    + :'D Oh Goyou, you try.
    + That was not the most homosexual dance I have ever seen. But goddamn is it ever close.
    + Otoshidama: New Year's gift.
    + A NEW AND SPECIAL KUROKO-CHAN~~~~.
    + Admittedly this is a brilliant plan by the enemy. Also I liked the bitch fight on deck.
    + MM THOSE ARE DELICIOUS SPOILERS.

So my thoughts are "lol" and "also lol". More or less. I am 100% behind that last fight though, holy God. When was the last time we saw an Origami fight on its own? Without transforming itself into a robot, that is, just the animal itself! FORTY-SOMETHING EPISODES? Yeah. About damn time.

    + You are no master of disguise, Ryuunosuke.
    + Zen: All.
    + Ha-Oh: Military King.
    + Mojikara Dai Dan En: Great 'Mojikara' Circle of Bullets. Remembering that mojikara is a fake word that more or less means WORD POWER.
    + Actually let's take a moment to hate on that mecha. IT LOOKS LIKE WING ZERO HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK.
    + ... A ROBOT PEACOCK.
    + Thank you, meta! "Ryuunosuke's no good at singing" well even if it is true!
    + Shaka: A sharp sound.
    + SHAKKIIIIIIIIN.
    + Sarumawashi: Spinning monkeys.
    + "Unless you defeat me, you'll spend the rest of your lives like that." What does it say about me that my first thought is "Instant threesome!!"
    + Also it's creepy that the tie has teeth.
    + How did I know that someone would have to pee.
    + Jesus Christ choreographing that fight must have been a nightmare.
    + HA HA HA oh god I just realized this episode was entirely about Ryuunosuke and Chiaki synching up.

I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE LULZ. Also people who are not me need to app these guys. I am weak to this woman and her writing.

    + Who fights with sentient lanterns in public?!
    + Bunshin: Offshoot/clone. HA HA HA I ... I knew this one from Dragonball.
    + ... she is comforting a lantern. Squishing a lantern to her boobs. I. Whhhat.
    + Jitte: Short metal.
    + Uchi: Strike.
    + Is this canon high school AU?!
    + lkfseg Ch-Chiaki oh God why is your worry and utmost concern the most adorable thing I have ever seen.
    + Kugutsukai: Puppet master. MASTER. MASTER. Where's the dreams that I've been after, master master you promised only ... I will shut up now.
    + omgggg mecha lulz. Though I like that of all people to keep getting the short stick, they pick Takeru.
    + Icchokusen: Straight line.
    + I flashed back to Rod Form :'(
    + ... Ryuunosuke take it down a notch you cannot live life stuck at a fifteen out of ten good god, man.

DINOSAUR NEXT? Aaahhh! Exciting! I am not really ... sure that I like Goyou all that much, realizing that I am in fact judging a talking lantern. I guess he has his moments. He just doesn't stick out to me. Uhhh is that it? Maybe! Though every time something happens between them I ship Chiaki and Kotoha that much harder. They are so cute you guys. You guyyyys. I swear to God I won't app them REALLY.

It is freezing cold outside, and I am freezing inside, and it is raining and it's supposed to freeze overnight and I hate ice and bawwww. :( Life is too hard out of doors. Or at least it is today.

    + PIMPCOOOOOOOOOOOOAT
    + Wow did they adequately put fake bandages on Takeru? ... For once?
    + ... butt lasers.
    + Kofukimo: Boiled and dried potato. ... oh my god I would eat the crap out of that.
    + Kirigami: Cut god.
    + DOES THE ROBOT HAVE A TOP KNOT.
    + Goyou de: Your order/business.
    + DaiGoyou: Big Order. Sssssuper-sized.
    + Senkou: Flash.
    + Kaiten: Spin>
    + Midareuchi: Scattered shot.
    + Goyou: Abuse.

Now that our characters are fleshing out! IT'S SO MUCH BETTER. These mecha fights look atrociously bad, but I've pretty much thought that since I was six and in love with MMPR (wherein I did not notice the bad due to being six). Oh well. sob I feel like talking and discussing this and writing horrid fic THE SHAME.

Hibiki ;

All I can say is thank God Hibiki is around, because he knows how to make villainous monsters very dead very quickly. If only Todoroki could stop worrying about his chances of getting laid later maybe he would not have broken his very important string and none of this would have -- oh who am I kidding, it's Todoroki. He would have snapped it no matter what.

( Because he is a man. )

reactionface.gif: GOD YES THANK YOU. Even for all the little details that felt off and wrong, overall, I did enjoy it. I really doubt that I will enjoy a whole lot more of this second half (FUCK YOU TOO, WRITING STAFF), but -- eeee I still think Todoroki and Hinaka are just the cutest. ;A; It cannot be helped. I ship it like a naval harbor.

Shinkenger ;

God if I finish this before Hibiki I will never forgive myself. ( Ever. )

So that was the most boring crossover and I am not even surprised like I could be, because I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, since the Shinkenger world in Decade proper bored me to tears and back.. S-Sigh. One day, Japan, you will do a crossover right.

Hibiki ;

Yet another "Hibiki is the greatest!" fangirl party, with the store crowd. :'D They are celebrating Armor form, though Todoroki is a little sad that Kogure had to leave, because he is positive now that Kogure is AMAZING. Hibiki agrees, but points out that HIBIKI IS EVEN MORE AMAZING.

... ♥ ( That's my kind of humble right there )

reactionface.gif: wait where is Shounen Yo I MISS SHOUNEN YO. D: sob my music. And there was just soo muuuch relationship drama this go around, but let's face it, I loved every last minute of that. Anything that specializes in ruining someone's life as much as this episode did DESERVES MY LULZ.

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Shinkenger ;

( nothing witty bout this cut text )

So I am having a Bad Day and nonsensical men in suits fighting men in plastic suits seemed like a really great way to calm down and relax a little. And Shinkenger means I don't feel bad if I don't write it up. :(

( PROVIDENCE )

HA HA okay, okay, next episode looks awesome. And they are finally starting to shell out more characterization, so I finally do care about them more than I did yesterday. I am also 100% behind somehow using those red babies in camp (THEY MAKE EGG BABIES LOOK LIKE PANSIES) even if I have to headlock Pinky into it.

Also Mako's skill is sending people to heaven through her food one way or another. Don't tell me it's wrong. I have seen the light.