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✯ Kamen Rider Hibiki 34 | Samurai Sentai Shinkenger 14/15/16
Hibiki ;
Yet another "Hibiki is the greatest!" fangirl party, with the store crowd. :'D They are celebrating Armor form, though Todoroki is a little sad that Kogure had to leave, because he is positive now that Kogure is AMAZING. Hibiki agrees, but points out that HIBIKI IS EVEN MORE AMAZING.
... ♥
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;sfre;lhu6jhgkflj
TODOROKI IS TAKING HINAKA ON A DATE, MY LIFE SHE IS MADE
MADE
ldkfsjykdlfhu
'Kay this new opening can bite me. :x I LIKED ME MY INSTRUMENTAL BADASSERY, what is this garbage. Ewwww. It just looks like someone was trying too hard to do effects with the transitions. Grossness!
Oh my Goddddddd Todoroki took her to the most fancy restaurant in town. SORRY GUYS I AM GOING TO GET MY OTP-SPLOOGE ALL OVER THIS POST. I HOPE YOU SHIP IT TOO, BECAUSE IF NOT, I WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH CHURN. fdgsag socute. Also she looks super cute with that hair. ;w;!!
... and then Todoroki realizes that, like me, he finds wine gross and spits it on her face NO TODOROKI, NO. slkjdf he makes such a scene.
What hey is she cutting a steak with a butterknife, that puts the hard in core. Todoroki is just too nervous to work a fork and eats some peas with his fingers ALWAYS REDEFINING CLASS, THIS SHOW. Man he just -- he doesn't know how to work cutlery, does he? That is the only possible way to explain the way he just flung steak onto Hinaka's clean white shirt.
(Contractually obligated to say at this point: WRONG BODY FLUID AND WRONG MEAT.)
And then he half flips the table to make it better and just makes everything that much worse omgggg. Their babies will be so so so dumb :(
He keeps apologizing and eventually pulls a giant box from out of his ... pants? I guess he wasn't just happy to see her, A HA HA. It's a bonito that he had SPECIALLY DELIVERED. I... why would you get someone a fish for their birthday, what is that. How do you fail at romance this badly! How are you older than Ibuki?! Even Ibuki knows better! And he's dumb!
lkfh Okay, so Shounen is buying riceballs at the convenience store and Hibiki jumps in front of him OUT OF NOWHERE. That's not creepy stalker ninja at ALL. So they walk together, and Shounen says that his mom isn't home because she had to go and take care of his ill grandpa, which explains the premade food. Hibiki tells him to make sure and eat balanced meals, because he's just not Hibiki if he doesn't motherhen the boy. Too bad that Shounen can't cook! But Hibiki can, saying that his apron-clad form is famous.
If he is famous for setting oven fires, I want a pony.
Anyway he offers to cook dinner for Asumu. So maternal, Hibiki.
SOB the date ended so badly. Possibly because that fish looked like it was crying. ANYWAY, Hinaka is trying very hard to escape Todoroki, who is pleading, and eventually she just RAPE FACES and he begs for both mercy and forgiveness. It is possibly a good thing that Kasumi is around to witness this, because no one else would ever believe it.
SHE CONTINUES TO RAPE FACE and says, very calmly, that she isn't really mad! She's just tired! And since he is a stupid boy who does not realize this is a trap, starts to laugh and feel hope. The poor fool. He even tries bringing out the fish again but she just uses it to throw him out the door of the store.
Well he hangs out and looks on through the door, open just a crack, while she explains to her big sister that it was truly awful. It's ot that Todoroki isn't a good person! It's that he isn't very bright, and he's pretty insensitive, and has zero composure. He's just not refined! Hinaka wonders if maybe they're just ... tired of one another, and if she wouldn't be better off with someone like Ibuki.
You can see his little heart shatter. :(!!!!
... and then some dude while walking home gets snagged by a makamou. SCHOOL TIME! Asumu sees Hitomi and starts to call out a hello, buuut then she turns around and Kiriya is with her and she hands him a ~pink letter~ which may or may not be a LOVE LETTER and poor Asumu's life. But since he is a dick among dicks, Kiriya comes over and starts talking loudly in front of Asumu. Wow, another love letter! How many does this make it now? Shounen pretends like his feelings are not being crushed and Kiriya stalks off, talking about how optimistic all the girls in school are.
So time has passed. In a bar, Todoroki tells Kasumi that he hasn't spoken to Hinaka since That Day, but that they have to see one another at Tachibana's, and he just doesn't know what to do anymore. She tells him to buck up and endure, because love is about endurance. He's just afraid that she hates him now ;A; Maybe, he thinks, they are just too different. After all, Hinaka is so pretty and stylish!
... and to prove that he sucks, Todoroki burns himself on his lunch plate and accidentally dumps his food on Kasumi's head. :'D IT'S A HAT.
Akira and Ibuki time! She's kinda bummed out from wondering how long it will be until she becomes an Oni. Ibuki explains that the time is different for everyone, but that's really not helpful. She's worried that she isn't advancing properly, and also, Hibiki became an Oni REALLY FAST.
Why do people compare themselves with Hibiki so much, none of them are half as well trained :(
A disc runs up and they get a hit. They turn to leave and .... the hatted douji and hime are parading through their campsite. U-Um. They don't intend to let Ibuki and Akira leave. Ibuki barely manages to transform through the lady's onslaught. Shit is gonna go DOWWWNNNNN.
Kasumi storms out on Todoroki, and he tries to apologize when his phone rings. It's Hinaka! She doesn't let him get a word in edgewise and explains very hurriedly that Akira let her know they found the makamou, but the douji and hime are detaining them. So won't Todoroki please go with Hibiki to take out the makamou? Okay bye. Then she hangs up and just IS SAD :(
He's sad too, IT'S SO SAD :((
omg so Asumu was bumming around being sorry for himself, when Hitomi ran across him in the stairwell. He freaked and said nothing was wrong even though she could tell that he was acting strangely, and he ran off without saying how upset he was. YES. Every man and boy-type fails miserably at life! HA!
Hibiki versus makamou! ... Ibuki versus parents! The chick knocks his trumpet away, and Akira rushes to get it. But then she falls and cuts her foot up, and he darts over to help her while the douji and hime take a moment for a domestic dispute.
Shit that makamou bit (???) Hibiki and now he's woozy. Todoroki's made it in time to help out, so that's good. He's good at fighting most of the time. But it splooges his face with spit and gets away, leaving Todoroki to feel worthless as he apologizes to Hibiki.
Return of the Akira tsun! She refuses Ibuki's help when he drops her and her newly bandaged foot off and instead limps miserably ALL ON HER OWN, grump grump. Then Hibiki and Todoroki discussing how he made some dumb mistakes, and the younger saying that his mind was on something else. :( So Hibiki reports in to Midori about how things between Hinaka and Todoroki aren't going so well. THIS UPSETS ME GREATLY, I need them to have a dozen babies. Just. To settle my own needs.
... H-Hibiki and the spinny rolly chair omg.
Anyway, Midori calls Hibiki dense. He says that there's no reason an Oni should let life get him in a slump! So what if Todoroki had a fight with his girlfriend? Lives still have to be saved! Makamou still have to be crushed into a thousand pieces! God Hibiki you are so annoyingly childish in this scene, wtf. He sits there shaking his head in disagreement the whole time Midori tries saying that one's life and one's Oni job aren't separate, because they are part of one life.
GRUMP! Well, Midori asks Hibiki if he has ever fallen in love before. He gets huffy and says yes, yes he has been in love. AND YES, IT WAS PASSIONATE. ... I am taking this to mean that he and a girl beat taiko drums together once. Because there is no other way TO take it.
Midori tries to say that it's the weakness in people that falls in love, and even though Hibiki is strong, he's capable of that too. I am still 100% convinced that she wanted to bang him all throughout school and EVEN NOW, only he can't realize it because he is Hibiki. TRUTHS.
klsdjhf Hibiki did go and cook for Shounen like he promised! ... HE COOKED BONITO. I. loling forever, okay, cannot help it. It is also apparently too salty, but Shounen won't admit that out loud. HAHA and then Hibiki asks him how things are going with Hitomi looollllll.
Asumu flashes back to the dreaded love letter, and just says "It's not that way." Hibiki, of course, does not believe this bull shittery and says very bluntly that Shounen loves her. He tries to deny it, and the whole time his mind is forming HORRIBLE SCENES of Hitomi and Kiriya doing lovey-lovey things, like being held tenderly and possibly even a little smooching. 8'D magical.
Hibiki has noticed that the boy looks down lately! But Asumu says that nothing's wrong at all, at which point his phone rings. It's... Hinaka, calling on Asumu's phone to reach Hibiki. Okay that. That totally makes sense. They are just the Simon and Garfunkel of cellulars, they share a number. All right, I get it.
Whoa hey, Todoroki is off questing for the makamou alone. That's great. Even more great: Kiriya and Hitomi leaving a restaurant together. But as soon as Kiriya sees Hibiki's motorcycle, he RUNS AFTER IT and leaves her behind. :'D;;;; that is not how you keep a girlfriend, kiddo. Just. For future reference.
Now it's an Oni party! The makamou spits in Todoroki's face again, and down he goes. Hibiki and Ibuki arrive one after the other, and the three-on-one begins. While Akira watches the battle, Kiriya watches her watching the fight. Or maybe he isn't paying attention to her, hard to say when he is standing and using her for cover.
Well a helpful disc flies in and brings the Armed Saber. It's Armored Hibiki time! He deals some massive damage, and Todoroki goes in for the finisher, but -- h-his strings snap on his guitar and he is thrown to the ground. God, his life sucks. So much.
reactionface.gif: wait where is Shounen Yo I MISS SHOUNEN YO. D: sob my music. And there was just soo muuuch relationship drama this go around, but let's face it, I loved every last minute of that. Anything that specializes in ruining someone's life as much as this episode did DESERVES MY LULZ.
—
Shinkenger ;
+ SUPAA SHISHOU
+ Runrun: The sound of happiness.
+ ... what is this homohomo Ryuunosuke and Brown staring at the moon thing, do I have to sing Feivel songs at them.
+ Shinken Shirahadori: Catching a strike to the head with both hands. Also known as Den-O Sword Practice.
+ Narisumashi: Masquerade.
Hrngh I love it when it's character-drive and not just "WE FIVE DUDES ARE GOING TO KILL STUFF AND NOT REALLY BE CHARACTERS YET." Possibly why I like Kamen Rider more, it takes more time for doling that out. WHATEV. It's getting good \o\
Yet another "Hibiki is the greatest!" fangirl party, with the store crowd. :'D They are celebrating Armor form, though Todoroki is a little sad that Kogure had to leave, because he is positive now that Kogure is AMAZING. Hibiki agrees, but points out that HIBIKI IS EVEN MORE AMAZING.
... ♥
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;sfre;lhu6jhgkflj
TODOROKI IS TAKING HINAKA ON A DATE, MY LIFE SHE IS MADE
MADE
ldkfsjykdlfhu
'Kay this new opening can bite me. :x I LIKED ME MY INSTRUMENTAL BADASSERY, what is this garbage. Ewwww. It just looks like someone was trying too hard to do effects with the transitions. Grossness!
Oh my Goddddddd Todoroki took her to the most fancy restaurant in town. SORRY GUYS I AM GOING TO GET MY OTP-SPLOOGE ALL OVER THIS POST. I HOPE YOU SHIP IT TOO, BECAUSE IF NOT, I WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH CHURN. fdgsag socute. Also she looks super cute with that hair. ;w;!!
... and then Todoroki realizes that, like me, he finds wine gross and spits it on her face NO TODOROKI, NO. slkjdf he makes such a scene.
What hey is she cutting a steak with a butterknife, that puts the hard in core. Todoroki is just too nervous to work a fork and eats some peas with his fingers ALWAYS REDEFINING CLASS, THIS SHOW. Man he just -- he doesn't know how to work cutlery, does he? That is the only possible way to explain the way he just flung steak onto Hinaka's clean white shirt.
(Contractually obligated to say at this point: WRONG BODY FLUID AND WRONG MEAT.)
And then he half flips the table to make it better and just makes everything that much worse omgggg. Their babies will be so so so dumb :(
He keeps apologizing and eventually pulls a giant box from out of his ... pants? I guess he wasn't just happy to see her, A HA HA. It's a bonito that he had SPECIALLY DELIVERED. I... why would you get someone a fish for their birthday, what is that. How do you fail at romance this badly! How are you older than Ibuki?! Even Ibuki knows better! And he's dumb!
lkfh Okay, so Shounen is buying riceballs at the convenience store and Hibiki jumps in front of him OUT OF NOWHERE. That's not creepy stalker ninja at ALL. So they walk together, and Shounen says that his mom isn't home because she had to go and take care of his ill grandpa, which explains the premade food. Hibiki tells him to make sure and eat balanced meals, because he's just not Hibiki if he doesn't motherhen the boy. Too bad that Shounen can't cook! But Hibiki can, saying that his apron-clad form is famous.
If he is famous for setting oven fires, I want a pony.
Anyway he offers to cook dinner for Asumu. So maternal, Hibiki.
SOB the date ended so badly. Possibly because that fish looked like it was crying. ANYWAY, Hinaka is trying very hard to escape Todoroki, who is pleading, and eventually she just RAPE FACES and he begs for both mercy and forgiveness. It is possibly a good thing that Kasumi is around to witness this, because no one else would ever believe it.
SHE CONTINUES TO RAPE FACE and says, very calmly, that she isn't really mad! She's just tired! And since he is a stupid boy who does not realize this is a trap, starts to laugh and feel hope. The poor fool. He even tries bringing out the fish again but she just uses it to throw him out the door of the store.
Well he hangs out and looks on through the door, open just a crack, while she explains to her big sister that it was truly awful. It's ot that Todoroki isn't a good person! It's that he isn't very bright, and he's pretty insensitive, and has zero composure. He's just not refined! Hinaka wonders if maybe they're just ... tired of one another, and if she wouldn't be better off with someone like Ibuki.
You can see his little heart shatter. :(!!!!
... and then some dude while walking home gets snagged by a makamou. SCHOOL TIME! Asumu sees Hitomi and starts to call out a hello, buuut then she turns around and Kiriya is with her and she hands him a ~pink letter~ which may or may not be a LOVE LETTER and poor Asumu's life. But since he is a dick among dicks, Kiriya comes over and starts talking loudly in front of Asumu. Wow, another love letter! How many does this make it now? Shounen pretends like his feelings are not being crushed and Kiriya stalks off, talking about how optimistic all the girls in school are.
So time has passed. In a bar, Todoroki tells Kasumi that he hasn't spoken to Hinaka since That Day, but that they have to see one another at Tachibana's, and he just doesn't know what to do anymore. She tells him to buck up and endure, because love is about endurance. He's just afraid that she hates him now ;A; Maybe, he thinks, they are just too different. After all, Hinaka is so pretty and stylish!
... and to prove that he sucks, Todoroki burns himself on his lunch plate and accidentally dumps his food on Kasumi's head. :'D IT'S A HAT.
Akira and Ibuki time! She's kinda bummed out from wondering how long it will be until she becomes an Oni. Ibuki explains that the time is different for everyone, but that's really not helpful. She's worried that she isn't advancing properly, and also, Hibiki became an Oni REALLY FAST.
Why do people compare themselves with Hibiki so much, none of them are half as well trained :(
A disc runs up and they get a hit. They turn to leave and .... the hatted douji and hime are parading through their campsite. U-Um. They don't intend to let Ibuki and Akira leave. Ibuki barely manages to transform through the lady's onslaught. Shit is gonna go DOWWWNNNNN.
Kasumi storms out on Todoroki, and he tries to apologize when his phone rings. It's Hinaka! She doesn't let him get a word in edgewise and explains very hurriedly that Akira let her know they found the makamou, but the douji and hime are detaining them. So won't Todoroki please go with Hibiki to take out the makamou? Okay bye. Then she hangs up and just IS SAD :(
He's sad too, IT'S SO SAD :((
omg so Asumu was bumming around being sorry for himself, when Hitomi ran across him in the stairwell. He freaked and said nothing was wrong even though she could tell that he was acting strangely, and he ran off without saying how upset he was. YES. Every man and boy-type fails miserably at life! HA!
Hibiki versus makamou! ... Ibuki versus parents! The chick knocks his trumpet away, and Akira rushes to get it. But then she falls and cuts her foot up, and he darts over to help her while the douji and hime take a moment for a domestic dispute.
Shit that makamou bit (???) Hibiki and now he's woozy. Todoroki's made it in time to help out, so that's good. He's good at fighting most of the time. But it splooges his face with spit and gets away, leaving Todoroki to feel worthless as he apologizes to Hibiki.
Return of the Akira tsun! She refuses Ibuki's help when he drops her and her newly bandaged foot off and instead limps miserably ALL ON HER OWN, grump grump. Then Hibiki and Todoroki discussing how he made some dumb mistakes, and the younger saying that his mind was on something else. :( So Hibiki reports in to Midori about how things between Hinaka and Todoroki aren't going so well. THIS UPSETS ME GREATLY, I need them to have a dozen babies. Just. To settle my own needs.
... H-Hibiki and the spinny rolly chair omg.
Anyway, Midori calls Hibiki dense. He says that there's no reason an Oni should let life get him in a slump! So what if Todoroki had a fight with his girlfriend? Lives still have to be saved! Makamou still have to be crushed into a thousand pieces! God Hibiki you are so annoyingly childish in this scene, wtf. He sits there shaking his head in disagreement the whole time Midori tries saying that one's life and one's Oni job aren't separate, because they are part of one life.
GRUMP! Well, Midori asks Hibiki if he has ever fallen in love before. He gets huffy and says yes, yes he has been in love. AND YES, IT WAS PASSIONATE. ... I am taking this to mean that he and a girl beat taiko drums together once. Because there is no other way TO take it.
Midori tries to say that it's the weakness in people that falls in love, and even though Hibiki is strong, he's capable of that too. I am still 100% convinced that she wanted to bang him all throughout school and EVEN NOW, only he can't realize it because he is Hibiki. TRUTHS.
klsdjhf Hibiki did go and cook for Shounen like he promised! ... HE COOKED BONITO. I. loling forever, okay, cannot help it. It is also apparently too salty, but Shounen won't admit that out loud. HAHA and then Hibiki asks him how things are going with Hitomi looollllll.
Asumu flashes back to the dreaded love letter, and just says "It's not that way." Hibiki, of course, does not believe this bull shittery and says very bluntly that Shounen loves her. He tries to deny it, and the whole time his mind is forming HORRIBLE SCENES of Hitomi and Kiriya doing lovey-lovey things, like being held tenderly and possibly even a little smooching. 8'D magical.
Hibiki has noticed that the boy looks down lately! But Asumu says that nothing's wrong at all, at which point his phone rings. It's... Hinaka, calling on Asumu's phone to reach Hibiki. Okay that. That totally makes sense. They are just the Simon and Garfunkel of cellulars, they share a number. All right, I get it.
Whoa hey, Todoroki is off questing for the makamou alone. That's great. Even more great: Kiriya and Hitomi leaving a restaurant together. But as soon as Kiriya sees Hibiki's motorcycle, he RUNS AFTER IT and leaves her behind. :'D;;;; that is not how you keep a girlfriend, kiddo. Just. For future reference.
Now it's an Oni party! The makamou spits in Todoroki's face again, and down he goes. Hibiki and Ibuki arrive one after the other, and the three-on-one begins. While Akira watches the battle, Kiriya watches her watching the fight. Or maybe he isn't paying attention to her, hard to say when he is standing and using her for cover.
Well a helpful disc flies in and brings the Armed Saber. It's Armored Hibiki time! He deals some massive damage, and Todoroki goes in for the finisher, but -- h-his strings snap on his guitar and he is thrown to the ground. God, his life sucks. So much.
reactionface.gif: wait where is Shounen Yo I MISS SHOUNEN YO. D: sob my music. And there was just soo muuuch relationship drama this go around, but let's face it, I loved every last minute of that. Anything that specializes in ruining someone's life as much as this episode did DESERVES MY LULZ.
—
Shinkenger ;
+ SUPAA SHISHOU
+ Runrun: The sound of happiness.
+ ... what is this homohomo Ryuunosuke and Brown staring at the moon thing, do I have to sing Feivel songs at them.
+ Shinken Shirahadori: Catching a strike to the head with both hands. Also known as Den-O Sword Practice.
+ Narisumashi: Masquerade.
Hrngh I love it when it's character-drive and not just "WE FIVE DUDES ARE GOING TO KILL STUFF AND NOT REALLY BE CHARACTERS YET." Possibly why I like Kamen Rider more, it takes more time for doling that out. WHATEV. It's getting good \o\