That's like a lily

Hibiki ;

Okay this new douji and hime or whatever I am supposed to call them, they are adorable. |3 Almost as much as the one pair I REALLY REALLY loved. She darts in and snags the weapon from him and starts sing-songing "It's mine, it's mine~" and it is unbearably adorable for a pair of overpowered villains. :(

( How does I writing intros without spoilers? )

reactionface.jpg: Oh man, it was fun again |D Not the whining, but -- just over all! Todoroki and Hinaka are still socute kya, and lol Ibuki lol and just everything. Fuck yes. I love fights and power ups and ridiculous childlike villains who have to play games before deciding who gets to kill a man. You could call it a trump. I would.

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Shinkenger ;

WITH THESE KEY STROKES I PRESENT MYSELF TO THE EMPEROR

( shut up, Tot NO YOU )

Shinkenger ;

NO I AM NOT TOPPED, I MEAN IT

( REALLY GUYS I SWEAR )

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Hibiki ;

The dude and lady are hard at work, boilin' up some new kinda trouble of the pointy-hatted persuasion. Seriously, what the balls is up with these two and hats? Do they have a fetish? I BET THEY DO.

( sob I really wish inksome hadn't eaten last night's review )

reactionface.bmp: lmao the meta and Kogure. And the douchebaggery! WOW. I can see that happenin' shit is once again happening, though I won't lie, I really just care about half of it right now. Because I am a wretched person and all.

... still sick! And since I cannot concentrate on things that make a whole lot of sense right now, I figured I could do with some sentai. Hate me later, lovelies, it's kind of true ♥ Also, moar Hibiki because omg that last episode omg.

Hibiki 31 ;

Okay, okay, maybe I jumped the gun. Or not. It's hard to say. Kiriya is busy suffering GIANT FLASHBACKS. ( Hella amazing ones, too. )

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Shinkenger ;

( chan chan bara chan bara bara )

lol my opinions slowly they are forming! HA HA HA oh man Ryuunosuke, you really could be the shit :'D

Okay I told gunform that I would do this and so I am. I don't foresee myself reviewing this one by one like I do with Riders, buuut still. I will probably need to write down somewhere what all the attacks and shit means sob kanji and Japanese and tv_n.

WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY! I guess I will bullet this.

    + ... oh my god the superhero time commercial at the beginnng of this slfkgseh oh the Engrish is killing me. "Superhero time! Shinkenger! Try Samurai! Samurai showtime! Here we go!" fdgtshrj it is socute, okay :(
    + Gedoushuu: Heretic/strayed-from-the-path group. ... ... ... ... super helpful notes!
    + Holy shit is the premise of this really that if you have crevices in your house from things not fitting snugly that monsters will burst out of them oh God. That could give children OCD nightmares.
    + Is there some particular reason they are just not subbing the themesong today? I mean, wow, that would be nice. Knowing the lyrics and all. I can only really understand the SAMURAI SENTAI SHINKENGER part :(
    + ShinkenRed, you are a dick. If people were raised specifically for the purpose of being your bitches forever in this life, you should probably take advantage of that. If some old dude told ME that people were raised to be my bitches I would be on that like white on rice. Though I am willing to take "like red on Ferrari" for Takeru.
    + So our villain is a drunkard.
    + Nanashi renchuu: Nameless bunch. So I guess "nanashi" is "nameless"! Look at me, I am learning vocab!
    + Ayakashi: Ghost that appears at a shipwreck. Fits the whole "Sanzu River" thing. Though uh... these villains are kind of Davy Jones.
    + Okay, I give. Why did only one of the arrows have a suction cup?
    + Oh my god Takeru thinks he is Houdini.
    + Shoudo: Calligraphy. Or not. I dunno, they strapped it onto "phone".
    + Rekka Dai-Antou: Raging-flame giant cutting blade. Or giant flaming Cloud phallus.
    + Thanks for being the only douchebag to NOT use Engrish, Takeru.
    + Ugh written puns! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THOSE WHEN YOU SPEAK THEM. Their "origami" aren't folded-paper, but folded-gods.
    + Shishi-origami: Lion-folded god. The others are Ryuu, Kame, Kuma, and Saru. So, Dragon, Turtle, Bear, and Monkey. WHY NOT TRANSLATE THOSE, THEY ARE ANIMALS.
    + These robots look extra fake this year :'D;;;
    + SQUARES CANNOT ROLL, BANDAI
    + Ryuu Bakufuu: Dragon waterfall. 8|
    + Gokaku Daikaen: Five-sided Giant Blaze. >8|
    + omg the old man rocking out on his guitar doing the ending credits BEST EVER

Okay so my overall reaction! I don't really have one yet. Except that I am going to be hella pissy if I have to reference this post every time I watch an episode just to understand all the goddamn finishing attacks.