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✯ Kamen Rider Hibiki 32 | Samurai Sentai Shinkenger 5/6/7
Shinkenger ;
NO I AM NOT TOPPED, I MEAN IT
+ Hiden: Secret. Himitsu daaaa.
+ .......................... so Jii is the Mr. Gibbs of Shinkenger backstory.
+ "It really ain't working!" ... wow so that seems really ... off. Either Kotoha is secretly banging Chiaki's vocab, or that was just a poor choice of verbage.
+ Go-jyuu no Daichi: Five Heavy Longswords.
+ Oozutsu: Bazooka. Why do I have the feeling this will be the word I use the most.
+ GoRinDan: Five Disc Shots.
+ Seibai: Execution.
+ Kabuto: Helmet, Kabutomushi: Beetle.
+ Busou: Armament.
+ Hou: Cannon.
+ DaiKaiten Hou: Big Revolving Cannon.
+ Ki no Ha Kakushi: Tree Leaves Concealment.
+ Tsuchi no Ji Giri: The Word "Land" Slash.
+ Kajiki: Swordfish.
+ Suiryuu no Mai: Dance of the Water dragon. SEE, I KNEW SUIRYUU MEANT WATER DRAGON.
+ Kajiki Gyorai: Swordfish Torpedoes.
+ Kajiki Ittou Ryoudan: Swordfish One Slash Two Halves.
HA HA NO I GET IT. KOTOHA GREW UP UNDER A ROCK, IT TOTALLY EXPLAINS HER ELEMENT. I AM BRILL. Seriously though, actually starting to care about these characters a little! Took long enough, Christ :\ 2009 was not my year for giving a rat's ass about toku heroes right off the bat.
Also I am possibly shipping Chiaki/Kotoha NEXT.
—
Hibiki ;
The dude and lady are hard at work, boilin' up some new kinda trouble of the pointy-hatted persuasion. Seriously, what the balls is up with these two and hats? Do they have a fetish? I BET THEY DO.
Ssssome guy on a motorcycle is waved off the street by a cop car? Holy shit is that Akira Fuse? IS IT? Anyway, the cop says that a robbery happened up ahead and asks to see the dude's license. lol no. The dude says the cop needs more discerning eyes and more training and refuses! There's no way HE did the robbery! Then he yells at the officer for not being polite to him, since he is older than the officer.
It's like a douchebag convention is happening all of a sudden.
... and holy shit he whips out a paddle and starts spanking the officer for not listening. omg.
Tachibana Boss and Hinaka are well again! Hurraaay. Hibiki is glad for it too, but most likely that is because it means the cash register will no longer defeat him. Boss is worried about that last makamou, the one with no parents, and Hinaka butts in to say that Todoroki called her to say that he and Hibiki were going to investigate. Boss doesn't respond to her, though I imagine in his mind he is writing Todoroki a "What are your intentionnnnns" letter.
Suddenly Midori bursts into the room, all freaking out. Why? Because Kogure is coming. THAT Kogure. (What Kogure?) THE BIG HEAD OF THEIR EVERYTHING. Surpraaaaiz. Poor Boss almost passes out. Thank God Hibiki is always there to catch a damsel or Shounen in distress. Because Kogure Kounosuke is THAT FRIGHTENING.
... or so I should believe.
Do do so Kiriya runs up to Asumu in school. He asks about Shounen's job (he has work tonight!) and if Hibiki will be there (hard to say, Shounen says). Which Kiriya takes as yet another sign that Asumu and Hibiki really are not close at all. Even so, Kiriya still wonders aloud what a worthless person like Asumu could possibly be to someone like Hibiki?
:'D Oh my god he is. aklfghj. Eee.
Poor Shounen doesn't even put up a fight. He just says they should hurry, because their next class is PE. Not that Kiriya will participate; He's got a bum ankle and the poor princess twisted it. Shounen casts Doubt, but Kiriya just gets mad. I wonder why Asumu dared to think such things, oh nooo.
Todorokiiii calling Hibiki, because he's not getting any hits off his discs. Well, Hibiki hasn't yet either, but they'll keep trying. Todoroki is sort of hopeful that they've just exterminated all the douji/hime already, but that's not practical at all, now is it? What the hell kind of show would quit popping out villains midway through? Shame on you, Todoroki.
fgthrjdk omg. The -- The hatted man and the woman, the ones that were scientifically engineered at the beginning of this episode, THEY ARE THE ONES KILLING ALL THE PARENTS. sdfjytse!! Much to the puppets' rage, I am sure, but -- they were all created in the same place so. Jealous much? Won't cut it here! But the puppets attack the ... hatted dudes ... and are outmatched 8D;; A pair of discs witness the scene and set off to tell their respective owners about it. Todoroki receives the hit and calls Hibiki immediately.
Todoroki and Hibiki don't arrive until after the new fighters have disposed of the black half of the puppet duo. The white puppet escapes while the men fight the new fuckers -- all under the secret, watchful eye of Kogure. Yyyep. The Oni take a MASSIVE BEATING and their opponents giggle and run off, happy as schoolgirls. This fight isn't over yet! Hibiki and Todoroki split up and give chase.
... ... ... and Todoroki walks into the most obvious trap ever made. Jesus Christ, man. So he dangles upside down in the forest all confused and dazed and he drops his weapon and them some guy calls him a greenhorn and PADDLES HIS BUTT IN PUNISHMENT.
sob
Hibiki's turn. As he walks, a piece of bamboo flies out of nowhere. What?! Suddenly it is RAINING BAMBOO FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. Good thing he is well-trained! He knocks them all aside in a flurry of kung fu and general badassery. Until tofu is thrown at him. He catches it and receives a paddlin'.
Sob.
So they all go back to Tachibana's! They even close the store for a whole hour just so the entire team can clean it until it SPARKLES, because they are all afraid of this dude's sharp tongue. He has some ... certain ideas, I guess? Because Hinaka and Kasumi remember meeting him when they were tiny girls in graded school. He told them they had poor manners and made the younger sister stand for two solid hours, and the elder for three. Their dad was given four and a half.
Th-This shocks everyone. EVEN BOSS!?
Oh hey, it's Asumu and Kiriya. Shounen wants to know what's wrong, because this store NEVER closes. Shounen is ushered off to change and help clean, and Kiriya offers his services! ... in his own, special way.

I am actually more impressed that Kasumi did not slug him for it. Anyway! Asumu asks about his BUM LEGGG, and he's all "Oh no it healed." Bitch!!1. Hibiki thanks him for offering, but they don't need his help because they have ~Shounen~ there to work with them today. Then Hinaka shoves him outside ever so sweetly.
Will this be the last of Kiriya Kyousuke?! SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT.
Hinaka asks Todoroki about the douji and hime! He says they did find them, but it was weird. Not only were they stronger than ever before, but they used petty attacks against Hibiki and himself.

Hibiki still can't believe they misused food enough to throw it at him.
Danki and Shouki, some more Oni I should APPARENTLY CARE ABOUT, arrive! They got a call from Midori. Apparently, because of ol' Kogure, they are no longer able to transform into Oni and fight the good fight. Wow, that seems like kind of the biggest dick move ever! They were his guinea pigs for a new weapon, they say, but it failed and they are miserable and can no longer transform which makes them sad.
It also makes them yelled at, because Jesus the Christ KOGURE IS WALKING DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE SECRET HQ PART OF THE STORE TO BITCH THEM OUT. He tells them they are pathetic for blaming him on their shortcomings and breaks out his paddle to beat their butts. :'D Todoroki and Hibiki recognize that technique, but -- th-they aren't going to complain just yet. Kogure sends the two failures back out to retrain, and it's back to our regular party and the Paddler.
Midori opens the new weapon that they had mentioned; the Armed Saber, made by Kogure himself. It is his ultimate creation, but ... no one is able to use it. Yet. He has to find THE ONE PERSON who can wield it... ! He blames it on Oni these days not training themselves enough (I AM PRETTY SURE EVERYONE CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, RIGHT? I mean, Hibiki's catchphrase is that he's "well-trained"! If he doesn't get selected I WILL EAT A LARGE HAT).
Anyway, Kogure says that this saber will definitely enhance an Oni's power, but only if they don't fail at their daily training like everyone he has tried it on up til now. Yeah. He sites this as the reason they can' t transform now. Well, Todoroki offers himself up as being "pretty trained" and gets yelled at for having too many openings. Kogure won't even consider him!
But he has hopes! Hopes in Hibiki! Because Hibiki didn't smash the tofu that was thrown at his head. And our hero says:

But he also failed to dodge the last attack. Whiiich leads to Kogure stalking over to blame Boss! Who is obviously just being TOO SOFT on these Oni. Kasumi and Hinaka, too. A... Apparently they stole some of his strawberry shortcake when they were in graded school, and this is a grudge he is proud to still bear. He blames Boss for it, and says that Boss just passes on the blame for his mistakes to other people.
Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot.
sob and Hibiki still thinks he is interesting! Well, he is that. But. Still. It's Midori who breaks the awkward scene by asking if she can please study his Saber for a little while. ♥ Such a good science nerd.
Aaand Shounen and Kiriya get into a cleaning race over Hibiki at school. I dunno. Kiriya wins. Not even surprised.
Oho, Todoroki and Zanki! The latter of which remembers meeting Kogure, yeah. Todoroki reveals that he wants to win him over, though Zanki points out that it's impossible, because Kogure doesn't understand the person Todoroki is. Or something. WHATEVER. Todoroki is sure he can manage it if he can just have an opportunity to try out the Armed Saber, because he's been training so much more lately. Zanki just gets up and walks away in the middle of it ... ... ...
OH THE SWORD! Midori's science has revealed that it has TOO MUCH POWER, and it can't synchronize with human power levels. Trying to force it just leads to exhaustion, which leads to an inability toget it up ... transform. It's not that they aren't trained enough, it's that there is a LIMIT to people's abilities, a human limit.
Suddenly, Kogure is filled with despair. HIS WEAPON IS A FAAAIIILLUUUUURE. Midori tries to say that they just have to make it easier to use and get it to release less aura in use, but he refuses to listen to her comforting words. She is too nice! And always right! And all he did was build a weapon no one can use :'(
... she tries to steer his attention toward the party they are throwing for him, but he's not having it. How could he celebrate with this FAILURE hanging over his head? Hibiki was listening in, I guess, because he pops into the room to tell him to lighten up, that no one will think this, and that it's a DRINKING PARTY. Man I wanna see Hibiki drunk. And Hinaka drunkenly rape Todoroki.
Midori says something about really looking forward to hearing Kogure sing, WHICH COMPLETELY SEALS IT, I NOW KNOW FOR 100% SURE THAT THIS MAN IS AKIRA FUSE. Also I wiki'd to doublecheck. Hibiki freaks, because he sucks at karaoke. Then Kogure smacks dat ass and promises to school him at singing.
........................................................ :'D
♬ The moon desert
It is far away
The journey is easy, however ♬
We went
♬ The gold and the silver
Treasure was left behind ♬
The two ... lined up ...

lololololol I see what you're doing there
As he takes an encore, we see the new douji/hime creations beating the shit out of the white puppet. As soon as it blows up, Ibuki appears and transforms! Where the fuck has he been this whole time, anyway? Not hanging out with Kogure!
Hinaka answers the phone during Kogure's singing (I can only imagine how many hours she will have to stand up for this), and everyone leaves. EVERYONE. Except poor Midori, who has to stay there and listen to Kogure keep singing. Even she gets up after a moment. :'D sob
Todoroki pauses mid-run and tells Hibiki that he has to run back for something, and for Hibiki to go ahead. He goes and finds the saber down in Midori's basement and just stares at it while it shines a shiny light.
Meanwhile, Ibuki is getting his ass handed to him. Good thing Todoroki and Hibiki arrive before he can be exploded into smithereens. The douji (?) are totally serious about this fight, and you can tell, because the girl one is fanning the boy one merrily. The fight is only interrupted by a makamou with three heads suddenly appearing! The man and woman types wave fondly and call it cool. The fuckers.
SHIT, Todoroki says. He runs back to the van (it's not even a lion, Jesus Christ) and whips out THE SABER. By the power of Grayskull, he turns it on ... and ... is sent flying a few dozen yards. Concerned for a comrade, Hibiki says "This is bad" though I can't tell if he means the situation or the saber. Either way, he grabs onto it! Then he turns it on and is thrown. :/ And the douji catches it! ... Fuck!
Fuck!!!
reactionface.bmp: lmao the meta and Kogure. And the douchebaggery! WOW. I can see that happenin' shit is once again happening, though I won't lie, I really just care about half of it right now. Because I am a wretched person and all.
NO I AM NOT TOPPED, I MEAN IT
+ Hiden: Secret. Himitsu daaaa.
+ .......................... so Jii is the Mr. Gibbs of Shinkenger backstory.
+ "It really ain't working!" ... wow so that seems really ... off. Either Kotoha is secretly banging Chiaki's vocab, or that was just a poor choice of verbage.
+ Go-jyuu no Daichi: Five Heavy Longswords.
+ Oozutsu: Bazooka. Why do I have the feeling this will be the word I use the most.
+ GoRinDan: Five Disc Shots.
+ Seibai: Execution.
+ Kabuto: Helmet, Kabutomushi: Beetle.
+ Busou: Armament.
+ Hou: Cannon.
+ DaiKaiten Hou: Big Revolving Cannon.
+ Ki no Ha Kakushi: Tree Leaves Concealment.
+ Tsuchi no Ji Giri: The Word "Land" Slash.
+ Kajiki: Swordfish.
+ Suiryuu no Mai: Dance of the Water dragon. SEE, I KNEW SUIRYUU MEANT WATER DRAGON.
+ Kajiki Gyorai: Swordfish Torpedoes.
+ Kajiki Ittou Ryoudan: Swordfish One Slash Two Halves.
HA HA NO I GET IT. KOTOHA GREW UP UNDER A ROCK, IT TOTALLY EXPLAINS HER ELEMENT. I AM BRILL. Seriously though, actually starting to care about these characters a little! Took long enough, Christ :\ 2009 was not my year for giving a rat's ass about toku heroes right off the bat.
Also I am possibly shipping Chiaki/Kotoha NEXT.
—
Hibiki ;
The dude and lady are hard at work, boilin' up some new kinda trouble of the pointy-hatted persuasion. Seriously, what the balls is up with these two and hats? Do they have a fetish? I BET THEY DO.
Ssssome guy on a motorcycle is waved off the street by a cop car? Holy shit is that Akira Fuse? IS IT? Anyway, the cop says that a robbery happened up ahead and asks to see the dude's license. lol no. The dude says the cop needs more discerning eyes and more training and refuses! There's no way HE did the robbery! Then he yells at the officer for not being polite to him, since he is older than the officer.
It's like a douchebag convention is happening all of a sudden.
... and holy shit he whips out a paddle and starts spanking the officer for not listening. omg.
Tachibana Boss and Hinaka are well again! Hurraaay. Hibiki is glad for it too, but most likely that is because it means the cash register will no longer defeat him. Boss is worried about that last makamou, the one with no parents, and Hinaka butts in to say that Todoroki called her to say that he and Hibiki were going to investigate. Boss doesn't respond to her, though I imagine in his mind he is writing Todoroki a "What are your intentionnnnns" letter.
Suddenly Midori bursts into the room, all freaking out. Why? Because Kogure is coming. THAT Kogure. (What Kogure?) THE BIG HEAD OF THEIR EVERYTHING. Surpraaaaiz. Poor Boss almost passes out. Thank God Hibiki is always there to catch a damsel or Shounen in distress. Because Kogure Kounosuke is THAT FRIGHTENING.
... or so I should believe.
Do do so Kiriya runs up to Asumu in school. He asks about Shounen's job (he has work tonight!) and if Hibiki will be there (hard to say, Shounen says). Which Kiriya takes as yet another sign that Asumu and Hibiki really are not close at all. Even so, Kiriya still wonders aloud what a worthless person like Asumu could possibly be to someone like Hibiki?
:'D Oh my god he is. aklfghj. Eee.
Poor Shounen doesn't even put up a fight. He just says they should hurry, because their next class is PE. Not that Kiriya will participate; He's got a bum ankle and the poor princess twisted it. Shounen casts Doubt, but Kiriya just gets mad. I wonder why Asumu dared to think such things, oh nooo.
Todorokiiii calling Hibiki, because he's not getting any hits off his discs. Well, Hibiki hasn't yet either, but they'll keep trying. Todoroki is sort of hopeful that they've just exterminated all the douji/hime already, but that's not practical at all, now is it? What the hell kind of show would quit popping out villains midway through? Shame on you, Todoroki.
fgthrjdk omg. The -- The hatted man and the woman, the ones that were scientifically engineered at the beginning of this episode, THEY ARE THE ONES KILLING ALL THE PARENTS. sdfjytse!! Much to the puppets' rage, I am sure, but -- they were all created in the same place so. Jealous much? Won't cut it here! But the puppets attack the ... hatted dudes ... and are outmatched 8D;; A pair of discs witness the scene and set off to tell their respective owners about it. Todoroki receives the hit and calls Hibiki immediately.
Todoroki and Hibiki don't arrive until after the new fighters have disposed of the black half of the puppet duo. The white puppet escapes while the men fight the new fuckers -- all under the secret, watchful eye of Kogure. Yyyep. The Oni take a MASSIVE BEATING and their opponents giggle and run off, happy as schoolgirls. This fight isn't over yet! Hibiki and Todoroki split up and give chase.
... ... ... and Todoroki walks into the most obvious trap ever made. Jesus Christ, man. So he dangles upside down in the forest all confused and dazed and he drops his weapon and them some guy calls him a greenhorn and PADDLES HIS BUTT IN PUNISHMENT.
sob
Hibiki's turn. As he walks, a piece of bamboo flies out of nowhere. What?! Suddenly it is RAINING BAMBOO FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. Good thing he is well-trained! He knocks them all aside in a flurry of kung fu and general badassery. Until tofu is thrown at him. He catches it and receives a paddlin'.
Sob.
So they all go back to Tachibana's! They even close the store for a whole hour just so the entire team can clean it until it SPARKLES, because they are all afraid of this dude's sharp tongue. He has some ... certain ideas, I guess? Because Hinaka and Kasumi remember meeting him when they were tiny girls in graded school. He told them they had poor manners and made the younger sister stand for two solid hours, and the elder for three. Their dad was given four and a half.
Th-This shocks everyone. EVEN BOSS!?
Oh hey, it's Asumu and Kiriya. Shounen wants to know what's wrong, because this store NEVER closes. Shounen is ushered off to change and help clean, and Kiriya offers his services! ... in his own, special way.

I am actually more impressed that Kasumi did not slug him for it. Anyway! Asumu asks about his BUM LEGGG, and he's all "Oh no it healed." Bitch!!1. Hibiki thanks him for offering, but they don't need his help because they have ~Shounen~ there to work with them today. Then Hinaka shoves him outside ever so sweetly.
Will this be the last of Kiriya Kyousuke?! SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT.
Hinaka asks Todoroki about the douji and hime! He says they did find them, but it was weird. Not only were they stronger than ever before, but they used petty attacks against Hibiki and himself.

Hibiki still can't believe they misused food enough to throw it at him.
Danki and Shouki, some more Oni I should APPARENTLY CARE ABOUT, arrive! They got a call from Midori. Apparently, because of ol' Kogure, they are no longer able to transform into Oni and fight the good fight. Wow, that seems like kind of the biggest dick move ever! They were his guinea pigs for a new weapon, they say, but it failed and they are miserable and can no longer transform which makes them sad.
It also makes them yelled at, because Jesus the Christ KOGURE IS WALKING DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE SECRET HQ PART OF THE STORE TO BITCH THEM OUT. He tells them they are pathetic for blaming him on their shortcomings and breaks out his paddle to beat their butts. :'D Todoroki and Hibiki recognize that technique, but -- th-they aren't going to complain just yet. Kogure sends the two failures back out to retrain, and it's back to our regular party and the Paddler.
Midori opens the new weapon that they had mentioned; the Armed Saber, made by Kogure himself. It is his ultimate creation, but ... no one is able to use it. Yet. He has to find THE ONE PERSON who can wield it... ! He blames it on Oni these days not training themselves enough (I AM PRETTY SURE EVERYONE CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, RIGHT? I mean, Hibiki's catchphrase is that he's "well-trained"! If he doesn't get selected I WILL EAT A LARGE HAT).
Anyway, Kogure says that this saber will definitely enhance an Oni's power, but only if they don't fail at their daily training like everyone he has tried it on up til now. Yeah. He sites this as the reason they can' t transform now. Well, Todoroki offers himself up as being "pretty trained" and gets yelled at for having too many openings. Kogure won't even consider him!
But he has hopes! Hopes in Hibiki! Because Hibiki didn't smash the tofu that was thrown at his head. And our hero says:

But he also failed to dodge the last attack. Whiiich leads to Kogure stalking over to blame Boss! Who is obviously just being TOO SOFT on these Oni. Kasumi and Hinaka, too. A... Apparently they stole some of his strawberry shortcake when they were in graded school, and this is a grudge he is proud to still bear. He blames Boss for it, and says that Boss just passes on the blame for his mistakes to other people.
Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot.
sob and Hibiki still thinks he is interesting! Well, he is that. But. Still. It's Midori who breaks the awkward scene by asking if she can please study his Saber for a little while. ♥ Such a good science nerd.
Aaand Shounen and Kiriya get into a cleaning race over Hibiki at school. I dunno. Kiriya wins. Not even surprised.
Oho, Todoroki and Zanki! The latter of which remembers meeting Kogure, yeah. Todoroki reveals that he wants to win him over, though Zanki points out that it's impossible, because Kogure doesn't understand the person Todoroki is. Or something. WHATEVER. Todoroki is sure he can manage it if he can just have an opportunity to try out the Armed Saber, because he's been training so much more lately. Zanki just gets up and walks away in the middle of it ... ... ...
OH THE SWORD! Midori's science has revealed that it has TOO MUCH POWER, and it can't synchronize with human power levels. Trying to force it just leads to exhaustion, which leads to an inability to
Suddenly, Kogure is filled with despair. HIS WEAPON IS A FAAAIIILLUUUUURE. Midori tries to say that they just have to make it easier to use and get it to release less aura in use, but he refuses to listen to her comforting words. She is too nice! And always right! And all he did was build a weapon no one can use :'(
... she tries to steer his attention toward the party they are throwing for him, but he's not having it. How could he celebrate with this FAILURE hanging over his head? Hibiki was listening in, I guess, because he pops into the room to tell him to lighten up, that no one will think this, and that it's a DRINKING PARTY. Man I wanna see Hibiki drunk. And Hinaka drunkenly rape Todoroki.
Midori says something about really looking forward to hearing Kogure sing, WHICH COMPLETELY SEALS IT, I NOW KNOW FOR 100% SURE THAT THIS MAN IS AKIRA FUSE. Also I wiki'd to doublecheck. Hibiki freaks, because he sucks at karaoke. Then Kogure smacks dat ass and promises to school him at singing.
........................................................ :'D
♬ The moon desert
It is far away
The journey is easy, however ♬
We went
♬ The gold and the silver
Treasure was left behind ♬
The two ... lined up ...

lololololol I see what you're doing there
As he takes an encore, we see the new douji/hime creations beating the shit out of the white puppet. As soon as it blows up, Ibuki appears and transforms! Where the fuck has he been this whole time, anyway? Not hanging out with Kogure!
Hinaka answers the phone during Kogure's singing (I can only imagine how many hours she will have to stand up for this), and everyone leaves. EVERYONE. Except poor Midori, who has to stay there and listen to Kogure keep singing. Even she gets up after a moment. :'D sob
Todoroki pauses mid-run and tells Hibiki that he has to run back for something, and for Hibiki to go ahead. He goes and finds the saber down in Midori's basement and just stares at it while it shines a shiny light.
Meanwhile, Ibuki is getting his ass handed to him. Good thing Todoroki and Hibiki arrive before he can be exploded into smithereens. The douji (?) are totally serious about this fight, and you can tell, because the girl one is fanning the boy one merrily. The fight is only interrupted by a makamou with three heads suddenly appearing! The man and woman types wave fondly and call it cool. The fuckers.
SHIT, Todoroki says. He runs back to the van (it's not even a lion, Jesus Christ) and whips out THE SABER. By the power of Grayskull, he turns it on ... and ... is sent flying a few dozen yards. Concerned for a comrade, Hibiki says "This is bad" though I can't tell if he means the situation or the saber. Either way, he grabs onto it! Then he turns it on and is thrown. :/ And the douji catches it! ... Fuck!
Fuck!!!
reactionface.bmp: lmao the meta and Kogure. And the douchebaggery! WOW. I can see that happenin' shit is once again happening, though I won't lie, I really just care about half of it right now. Because I am a wretched person and all.