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SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE DECADE SPAM GUYS. I mean, I'm not that sorry, but I know that not everyone cares about Kamen Rider! And I apologize for boring you and giving you nothing interesting to read. Note how this won't stop me.

9: Hahahahaha Tsukasa you are a more magnificent douche every time you do things. I... I really think I like him. Or I like ragging on him. I CAN'T TELL. And I came to the revelation that I don't hate Decade, I hate what Decade did to Kiva. So this is a MILESTONE or something. I can live happily and enjoy this as long as I am allowed to rage on the Kiva world freely.

And oh what rage there is.

Okay, whatshisface there with the nerd glasses, those are distracting and gross. Ewie. Natsumikan is a pretty hot maid buuut she is usually pretty good lookin' anyway. I feel as though I should icon her cake face one of these days. I'd also like to note that Yuusuke has done NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING in the last few episodes. Is it the lack of tiny shouta leading him astray? I... I bet it is. :( His pedobar is dropping. Someone just shove a little boy at him so he will want to henshin again.


10: lololo Faiz HERE IS WHAT I KNOW ABOUT FAIZ: Haga Yuria is in it. The "special" was a musical.

Now onto the episode proper; Y-Yuusuke how are you completely defeated by a little old man. We knew he was too old for you but WOW. Just wow. Kaito you seem to be an outrageous dick and I am in general okay with that, since Tsukasa is a douche still and could use someone to fuck around with his feelings. LIKE MY PLAYS WITH MINE.

Man I bet you missed fake playing tennis didn't you, Tsukasa. DIDN'T YOU.

Also: Diend has a huge penis. I mean. No really, I meant that okay. :( I did. There is NO REASON for a henshin sequence to be that long, either, even if it is your first time. Pop your cherry in a shorter, more time efficient manner. Christ his attack is EVEN LONGER. And why would you ever pick REY, all he is good for is making iced coffee. Boo. I will forgive him because he is fast, blue, and might summon Gaou someday. Why am I such a sucker for the old men in Kamen Rider.

... No one answer that. (Hurray I am enjoying Decade!)

7: Okay yes shut up I am watching Decade again. JUST BECAUSE I AM EIGHT EPISODES BEHIND which makes me two months behind in fact MEANS NOTHING.

But holy shit this episode just devolved into DRAGON VERSUS SHARK.

Oh man I have to catch up so I can see Grandma Tama and thoroughly enjoy Owner. If I do it for Owner, that makes this shallow and okay. HURRAY PRIORITIES.


8: ... hahahah Blade. One day I will watch you! Oh hey Kenzaki I recognise you from RP. I don't feel like a giant nerd AT ALL. </sarcasm> sob.

I am getting F4 vibes off this world and its ranking system. And how the hell is a 2 in charge of a bunch of 8s. MADNESS. I kind of like it. I kind of like it a lotttt. And you know what, Kivaara is hardcore and she owns Ei-chan and WOW KIVAT IF YOUR SISTER WAS A WOMAN I WOULD HIT THAT.