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✯ Kamen Rider Hibiki 9
Hey -- hey you scratch your ass on your own time, Shounen. Not on my watch you don't. You do that crap on your own time when no one has to see it, boy! And --... WHY IS THERE A SHEEP
Okay so I love it when a villain steals a henshin devide of any kind. It just makes me happy to know that some of them actually qualify as intelligent. THANK YOU, HIME AND DOUJI.
Although if they would like to explain to me why they are wearing Cosby sweaters I am listening.
But whatever, he's Hibiki. He can just jump over the river and get it back and transform himself into an Oni right before their very eyes. Also SINCE WHEN COULD HE THROW FIREBALLS.
Aww Shounen's little friend Mochida likes him in the special way girls like to rape boys. She and their other friends totally ditched him though, but he had it coming, how dare he forget that they had a platonic friendly-type movie date. Boo on him. Boo I say!
... kya Hinaka is sending off Ibuki and Akira. Whatever the makamou is out there, it's ~their type~.
Oh no! Shoplifters! Will you do the right thing, Asumu? Will you tell the shopkeep? Will you alert security? Or will you STAND THERE like a lump and allow more bad things to happen in your wake?
... somehow I knew he would go for STAND THERE. And maybe on purpose, the girl whose purse books were being shoved into tripped over him as he fell down. But I laughed when the chick clocked him in the face with her bag, CLASSIC SLAPSTICK. But boy is she super pissed that the owner is calling the cops. YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, ASUMU'S FACE. She gonna come after you.
Meanwhile, the most heroic man alive with the most phallic weapons is sliding through a wet, gooey tunnel. Nothing phallic here.
Some dumb tourists are stopped on the road by what looks like a boulder. NOPE. The monster parents appear and announce that they feed but once every century. The boulder proceeds to crush and eat the tourists. When Akira and Ibuki arrive, they will be dazed and confused and no longer believe that it is their mark.
... H-Hibiki the makamou you found looks a hell of a lot like a spider with a skull for a body. With ACIDY SPIT. What in this series DOESN'T have acidy spit? Aside from the ... humans and the good guys. Dang but he can defeat it, he can defeat anything. With his IKKI KASEI STYLE.
Ahhhh Asumu is hanging out at the one playground toku shoots at, the one where all the extra deep and dark homogay in Kiva seems to happen. As he goes to leave, the male shoplifter confronts him. I smell doom.
reactionface.jpg: THINGS WERE CRUSHED. ACID WAS SPIT. Uh that is pretty much everything I look for in action movies, so this was pretty rad. :|b I look forward to the bitching team up that looks like might happen next episode.
Okay so I love it when a villain steals a henshin devide of any kind. It just makes me happy to know that some of them actually qualify as intelligent. THANK YOU, HIME AND DOUJI.
Although if they would like to explain to me why they are wearing Cosby sweaters I am listening.
But whatever, he's Hibiki. He can just jump over the river and get it back and transform himself into an Oni right before their very eyes. Also SINCE WHEN COULD HE THROW FIREBALLS.
Aww Shounen's little friend Mochida likes him in the special way girls like to rape boys. She and their other friends totally ditched him though, but he had it coming, how dare he forget that they had a platonic friendly-type movie date. Boo on him. Boo I say!
... kya Hinaka is sending off Ibuki and Akira. Whatever the makamou is out there, it's ~their type~.
Oh no! Shoplifters! Will you do the right thing, Asumu? Will you tell the shopkeep? Will you alert security? Or will you STAND THERE like a lump and allow more bad things to happen in your wake?
... somehow I knew he would go for STAND THERE. And maybe on purpose, the girl whose purse books were being shoved into tripped over him as he fell down. But I laughed when the chick clocked him in the face with her bag, CLASSIC SLAPSTICK. But boy is she super pissed that the owner is calling the cops. YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, ASUMU'S FACE. She gonna come after you.
Meanwhile, the most heroic man alive with the most phallic weapons is sliding through a wet, gooey tunnel. Nothing phallic here.
Some dumb tourists are stopped on the road by what looks like a boulder. NOPE. The monster parents appear and announce that they feed but once every century. The boulder proceeds to crush and eat the tourists. When Akira and Ibuki arrive, they will be dazed and confused and no longer believe that it is their mark.
... H-Hibiki the makamou you found looks a hell of a lot like a spider with a skull for a body. With ACIDY SPIT. What in this series DOESN'T have acidy spit? Aside from the ... humans and the good guys. Dang but he can defeat it, he can defeat anything. With his IKKI KASEI STYLE.
Ahhhh Asumu is hanging out at the one playground toku shoots at, the one where all the extra deep and dark homogay in Kiva seems to happen. As he goes to leave, the male shoplifter confronts him. I smell doom.
reactionface.jpg: THINGS WERE CRUSHED. ACID WAS SPIT. Uh that is pretty much everything I look for in action movies, so this was pretty rad. :|b I look forward to the bitching team up that looks like might happen next episode.