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✯ Kamen Rider Hibiki 22
Goddamn, Todoroki, if you can hurl your guitar through villains then WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT MORE OFTEN. It would save a lot of people SO MUCH TROUBLE, you know? In general! But hey, live and learn and then let the small girl save your asses. Same ol', same ol'.
... so apparently if he concentrates on it hard enough, Ibuki can ... fly.
Yeah I am just thinking back to the Den-O super battle DVD and ... sob flying Momotaroses.
Okay, Akira is charged with the super awesome duty of getting Todoroki his weapon after it fell from the sky. This shouldn't be too hard, she has had lots of practice carrying the stupid trumpet around. But she is a girl, so -- she takes a hit from some porcupine-esque quills. SHE FALLS, so much drama so little shorts. Good thing Akira is manlier than half the men in this show. She limps to her feet and uses that goddamn guitar as a crutch to HOBBLE TO VICTORYYY.
... it was apparently only fifteen feet away. Maybe she is not as manly as I thought.
Whatever! Todoroki gets his weapon and cuts two of the last three in half WHILE HOLDING AKIRA UP. Ibuki, whom was fortunately rolling along with his opponent on the ground came upon his weapon, and was able to shoot the fucker in the innards. He fails to notice that his puppy-in-training is wounded until he gets off the ground. Their soul-bond has yet to strengthen to this level I GUESS?
Okay I ... I laughed a lot that Todoroki is the one carrying Akira to safety after Ibuki gets up. HA HA HA if this is where the Decade stuff came from I swear I will die from these and other related lulz.
Meanwhile, the dick in the hat is watching the two makamou ... do ... things? The flyer is flying around the yakupine! For something! Something ominous, I bet, but still.
Oh hey, Shounen will make someone a great wife someday! He went and found the old lady's futon (SHE IS STILL LYING ON THE GROUND ALL WOUNDED AND UNABLE TO MOVE) for her! Then he and Hitomi pick her up (... it's been two episodes and they are just getting to this?!) and set her down and such. Darling wives, those two. I would take neither for my own unless Hitomi has gotten extra hot over the years.
... oh she is a model MAYBE I WILL THEN.
The old lady looks bad, man, this is all DEATH BED vibes and those suck. Royally. The kids hold her hands, and she scrapes out a thank you before a brilliant white light comes in. If this is symbolic, uh. That will suck for HIbiki! Who RAN through the city to get the doctor and is now ... piggybacking him to the lady's home.
... I fucking love you, Hibiki.
Okay, Tachibana dad is calling Asumu! Whose phone was on vibrate, I guess? Much like my phasers. He asks about Hibiki, who bursts into the door at that moment!! DRAMA! He drops the doctor off his shoulders and unties his shoes for him while he gets to work checking out the old woman whose name I totally forgot.
So Hibiki takes his leave, and the and Shounen dance a gay routine of thanking and praising the other before he does. Eventually Hibiki wins it (gay chicken?) by telling Shounen to thank the cheer girl Mocchi and darts away. One would assume that he has to help Todoroki and Ibuki stop their sucking, but really, as the title character, I expect nothing but this sort of behavior from such a man.
... also I hate context so here guys. Just.
Mmmmmmyeah.
Boss approves of this fighting threesome! Ibuki and Todoroki send off their discs to find the location of the target and also, so they can say they are being productive while in reality they are just waiting for Kasumi to drive Hibiki there. Poor old man, he has to deal with the unknown all the time, that's his job. He's the one who gets stuck doing everyone else's work when any detail is out of place -- and nothing is more out of place than makamou NOT attacking/eating people and doujis teaming up.
Todoroki calls Hinaka to report that they found something LIKE a monster. Not A monster, or SOME monster, but something that could in some facility pass FOR a monster. Her dad, who took the phone away from her possibly to interrogate Todoroki again (What are your intentions with my daughter's cell phone numberrrrrrrrrr), is confused. That's because the disc sounds to Todoroki like a yakupine, but to Ibuki like a flyer.
Surely it can't be a fierce hybrid of them both!!
Shounen and Mocchi have a tender moment where they fangirl Hibiki, and she mentions something about Hibiki changing Asumu for the better. It's so cuuuute she clearly wants him, and he possibly gets it, and just -- adorable. ; ; I would call her more adorable than Sawada. Also, more likely to get the man.
HA HA YES Hibiki versus technology! Kasumi, who is still driving the van, has just received a text message. She asks if Hibiki couldn't please read it to her, because we all know by now that cars defeat him. He is the worst out-loud reader I have ever heard, and I went to school with people who made other kids CRINGE when they were asked by the teacher to read aloud.
So Ibuki and Todoroki have scaled the rest of the mountain and found a big wiggly black thing. Going by the episode title, I would say it is a cocoon. They are confused until it hatches some kind of bastardized fish/porcupine, at which point I am reasonably sure all they could think was something like, "Today, I climbed a mountain with a work friend. We'd made it to the top for the first time and discovered our cell reception was awesome, only to be eaten by a giant fucking porcupine. We'll probably be poo in another hour. fml."
They transform and attack. I mean, what else would they do, wait to die?! That would just be silly. Also silly: Ibuki. Even after shooting its head full of his magic bullets and blasting his pure sound (which normally MAKES THEM EXPLODE and KILL THINGS), and seeing this attack fail to do anything, he keeps a-blastin' his trumpet.
While being charged and swiped with fish fin paws.
Goddammit, Fauxedo.
Inspired by his comrade's plight, Todoroki decides to stab the fishy parts and strum at his guitar. Shockingly, that isn't enough to kill it. Or even do real damage. These two are in a super bind and only Hibiki can save them! ... If he gets there in time! And if he doesn't, I am sure Todoroki and Ibuki can enjoy being tentacled from behind.
... wait no.
With a courageous theme song and a leap, Hibiki arrives! ... He has also brought along his corniest lines. "Looks like I'm up at bat." REALLY. THAT IS WHERE YOU GO? REALLY?
My biggest consolation is that he does kick some serious ass. And -- fuck I had this whole post written up and firefox fucking ate it. AUGH. His brilliant idea is to HARMONIZE and ATTACK FROM THREE SIDES, an idea which he presents to his comrades after using his FIRE STICK to cut them loose from the tail-tentacle. They are game. Why wouldn't they be?
The day is saved via impromptu jamming session.
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reactionface.jpeg: :'D basically I love everything. These three are the best bffs since I don't know what. Just the working together and the ridiculous way they tease each other and Todoroki fails and really, I don't trust any of them in society AT ALL, EVER, but they are very very good at kicking monster ass so I feel safe with them doing just that. Aaaahhhhhh.
... so apparently if he concentrates on it hard enough, Ibuki can ... fly.
Yeah I am just thinking back to the Den-O super battle DVD and ... sob flying Momotaroses.
Okay, Akira is charged with the super awesome duty of getting Todoroki his weapon after it fell from the sky. This shouldn't be too hard, she has had lots of practice carrying the stupid trumpet around. But she is a girl, so -- she takes a hit from some porcupine-esque quills. SHE FALLS, so much drama so little shorts. Good thing Akira is manlier than half the men in this show. She limps to her feet and uses that goddamn guitar as a crutch to HOBBLE TO VICTORYYY.
... it was apparently only fifteen feet away. Maybe she is not as manly as I thought.
Whatever! Todoroki gets his weapon and cuts two of the last three in half WHILE HOLDING AKIRA UP. Ibuki, whom was fortunately rolling along with his opponent on the ground came upon his weapon, and was able to shoot the fucker in the innards. He fails to notice that his puppy-in-training is wounded until he gets off the ground. Their soul-bond has yet to strengthen to this level I GUESS?
Okay I ... I laughed a lot that Todoroki is the one carrying Akira to safety after Ibuki gets up. HA HA HA if this is where the Decade stuff came from I swear I will die from these and other related lulz.
Meanwhile, the dick in the hat is watching the two makamou ... do ... things? The flyer is flying around the yakupine! For something! Something ominous, I bet, but still.
Oh hey, Shounen will make someone a great wife someday! He went and found the old lady's futon (SHE IS STILL LYING ON THE GROUND ALL WOUNDED AND UNABLE TO MOVE) for her! Then he and Hitomi pick her up (... it's been two episodes and they are just getting to this?!) and set her down and such. Darling wives, those two. I would take neither for my own unless Hitomi has gotten extra hot over the years.
... oh she is a model MAYBE I WILL THEN.
The old lady looks bad, man, this is all DEATH BED vibes and those suck. Royally. The kids hold her hands, and she scrapes out a thank you before a brilliant white light comes in. If this is symbolic, uh. That will suck for HIbiki! Who RAN through the city to get the doctor and is now ... piggybacking him to the lady's home.
... I fucking love you, Hibiki.
Okay, Tachibana dad is calling Asumu! Whose phone was on vibrate, I guess? Much like my phasers. He asks about Hibiki, who bursts into the door at that moment!! DRAMA! He drops the doctor off his shoulders and unties his shoes for him while he gets to work checking out the old woman whose name I totally forgot.
So Hibiki takes his leave, and the and Shounen dance a gay routine of thanking and praising the other before he does. Eventually Hibiki wins it (gay chicken?) by telling Shounen to thank the cheer girl Mocchi and darts away. One would assume that he has to help Todoroki and Ibuki stop their sucking, but really, as the title character, I expect nothing but this sort of behavior from such a man.
... also I hate context so here guys. Just.
Mmmmmmyeah.
Boss approves of this fighting threesome! Ibuki and Todoroki send off their discs to find the location of the target and also, so they can say they are being productive while in reality they are just waiting for Kasumi to drive Hibiki there. Poor old man, he has to deal with the unknown all the time, that's his job. He's the one who gets stuck doing everyone else's work when any detail is out of place -- and nothing is more out of place than makamou NOT attacking/eating people and doujis teaming up.
Todoroki calls Hinaka to report that they found something LIKE a monster. Not A monster, or SOME monster, but something that could in some facility pass FOR a monster. Her dad, who took the phone away from her possibly to interrogate Todoroki again (What are your intentions with my daughter's cell phone numberrrrrrrrrr), is confused. That's because the disc sounds to Todoroki like a yakupine, but to Ibuki like a flyer.
Surely it can't be a fierce hybrid of them both!!
Shounen and Mocchi have a tender moment where they fangirl Hibiki, and she mentions something about Hibiki changing Asumu for the better. It's so cuuuute she clearly wants him, and he possibly gets it, and just -- adorable. ; ; I would call her more adorable than Sawada. Also, more likely to get the man.
HA HA YES Hibiki versus technology! Kasumi, who is still driving the van, has just received a text message. She asks if Hibiki couldn't please read it to her, because we all know by now that cars defeat him. He is the worst out-loud reader I have ever heard, and I went to school with people who made other kids CRINGE when they were asked by the teacher to read aloud.
So Ibuki and Todoroki have scaled the rest of the mountain and found a big wiggly black thing. Going by the episode title, I would say it is a cocoon. They are confused until it hatches some kind of bastardized fish/porcupine, at which point I am reasonably sure all they could think was something like, "Today, I climbed a mountain with a work friend. We'd made it to the top for the first time and discovered our cell reception was awesome, only to be eaten by a giant fucking porcupine. We'll probably be poo in another hour. fml."
They transform and attack. I mean, what else would they do, wait to die?! That would just be silly. Also silly: Ibuki. Even after shooting its head full of his magic bullets and blasting his pure sound (which normally MAKES THEM EXPLODE and KILL THINGS), and seeing this attack fail to do anything, he keeps a-blastin' his trumpet.
While being charged and swiped with fish fin paws.
Goddammit, Fauxedo.
Inspired by his comrade's plight, Todoroki decides to stab the fishy parts and strum at his guitar. Shockingly, that isn't enough to kill it. Or even do real damage. These two are in a super bind and only Hibiki can save them! ... If he gets there in time! And if he doesn't, I am sure Todoroki and Ibuki can enjoy being tentacled from behind.
... wait no.
With a courageous theme song and a leap, Hibiki arrives! ... He has also brought along his corniest lines. "Looks like I'm up at bat." REALLY. THAT IS WHERE YOU GO? REALLY?
My biggest consolation is that he does kick some serious ass. And -- fuck I had this whole post written up and firefox fucking ate it. AUGH. His brilliant idea is to HARMONIZE and ATTACK FROM THREE SIDES, an idea which he presents to his comrades after using his FIRE STICK to cut them loose from the tail-tentacle. They are game. Why wouldn't they be?
The day is saved via impromptu jamming session.
\m/
reactionface.jpeg: :'D basically I love everything. These three are the best bffs since I don't know what. Just the working together and the ridiculous way they tease each other and Todoroki fails and really, I don't trust any of them in society AT ALL, EVER, but they are very very good at kicking monster ass so I feel safe with them doing just that. Aaaahhhhhh.