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✯ Kamen Rider Hibiki 20
Manly Todoroki is manly! He just ripped apart a claw that could rip TANKS apart! This son of a bitch must think he is the bee's knees, because he just shanked a crab and is hoisting the several ton creature on his guitar over one shoulder. And how he's playing the guitar that way?!
Man the laws of physics are just being crushed here, why did I expect better. WHY.
Do do do Zanki bids his leave and goes to find Todoroki on the battlefield, the dude in the hat is makin' more doujis, aaand Hibiki is shopping for presents he can bring to Todoroki. :') Just. Just never change, Hibiki. He wants to buy SNACKS!! but Kasumi chides him for it, and tells him to act more like a sempai. Hibiki is bad at that though, he would rather buy three dozen tasty treats! ...With her credit card!
After breaking a dish (goddammit, Shounen, don't carry so many trays at once!), Asumu is asked by the boss man for a visit ... downstairs. Which is the Takeshi HQ, and not a rapeden last I knew. But you know, things happen. And ... Asumu why did you think that the boss was going to take you downstairs and ream you over dropping some tea. Wow. NOPE, it's just to talk about the Kantou branch of the Oni-supporting Takeshi.
Oh snap the doujis just stabbed a dude with their FINGERS. Bad ass.
T-Todoroki the proper way to manage your disc animals is PROBABLY not to overturn their cases, dump 'em on the ground, and then expect them to do your bidding. Then he just stands around PLAYIN' HIS SWORD-GUITAR instead of ... anything else ... and waits for them to return. Jesus, this is going to end BADLY for you dude. I can FORESEE IT, though really, seeing the plot of a kids' show at this stage in the game (ie WE ARE STILL EPISODIC) is not an accomplishment.
Oh a mystery car! I wonder who it could be! Oh it's Zanki. He came to ... verify something. Stupid scene change. -- Here we go! Oh it's about his guitar skills. :\ Lame. Apparently Zanki thinks Todoroki's technique is too strange to kill things. I'm not really sure he should be allowed an opinion on this given that he used to cut through the hamstrings of monsters with the business end of an electric guitar, but whatever.
THEY AIR GUITAR. IT IS BOSS. I brofist for them \m/
Hibiki and Kasumi arrive at the location of the others' cars, but ... no one is there. So Hibiki, all sad and kicked puppy-like, looks into the snack bag and wonders if maybe they shouldn't eat while waiting ;D
Seriously I don't. Wow. Every time you do things you move further up my list of awesome people, Buddhiki.
No such luck though, Todoroki calls to him. As they turn to wave, they ... see Zanki behind him! This shocks and appalls them, though -- I mean his car was RIGHT THERE, how did they miss it? They had to DRIVE BY it!
So the four of them hang out, and Kasumi sorts all the discs back into their proper place (she is so put upon) while the men eat. Well, Hibiki and Todoroki. Hibiki tries to get Zanki to eat every few moments by SHOVING SOME FOOD IN HIS FACE and he continues to decline the offer. Battle of the zens.
... sob not even Hibiki understands Todoroki's prefight face-slapping ritual.
Boss calls before Kasumi can wheedle Zanki into becoming Todoroki's support. It seems like multiple and fast appearances of CRAB MAKAMOU!!1 is generally a harbinger of doom. A doom that only a wind-instrument can destroy.
... Ibuki picked a really great week to play the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Episode. Anyway, Hibiki decides to head off and see if maybe he and Todoroki together can't stop the monstrosity.
GOODBYE, TODOROKI'S PANTS. Hello, bitching fight.
Oh balls the doujis can fly. No matter. Todoroki can hurl his instrument THROUGH them! Or uh, one of them. The other one he just kind of crippled before shishkebobbing.
................ giant murderous shrimp. With lobster claws and mayfly wings.
I can dig it. :\a
IT TRIES TO FLY AWAY thank God Todoroki grabbed its ... tail. Smart idea. Hibiki runs in and leaps onto its back without anyone having to press the triangle button, transforms his drumstick into a flaming sword without haging to sort through inventory, and CUTS OFF ITS WING without having to aim.
... why did I make that paragraph all about video games.
Zanki took the support message to heart it seems, because he comes running out of nowhere to grab Todoroki's guitar off the ground (where last was skewered a douji and or hime, I forget which) and hurls it to where our young hero is still holdin' dat tail down. Uh I don't really think it's going to fly too far with one wing now, pal, sooo maybe the killing should happen post-haste.
Oh good he did! Exhausted now though, too exhausted to rock out in the aftermath to ~cleanse the air~.
Ha ha ha leave it to Hibiki to ask all the important questions! "Stupid crab, why can it fly!?" Because it dared to be gar, sir. That's why.
Zanki announces to his former stupid disciple that he is a supporter to him now, and the kid is SO DAMN EXCITED. Zanki even gives him the go-ahead to rock out, bitchin'ly.
reactionface.jpg: The lulz were not short here. They were ALL OVER and there was some EPIC and tons of badass and joy and eeeee |3 basically I love Hibiki and the upcoming writer change is LOOMING at me like the bad end I don't want. :'( I. I just want to enjoy it the way it is nowwwwww.
Man the laws of physics are just being crushed here, why did I expect better. WHY.
Do do do Zanki bids his leave and goes to find Todoroki on the battlefield, the dude in the hat is makin' more doujis, aaand Hibiki is shopping for presents he can bring to Todoroki. :') Just. Just never change, Hibiki. He wants to buy SNACKS!! but Kasumi chides him for it, and tells him to act more like a sempai. Hibiki is bad at that though, he would rather buy three dozen tasty treats! ...With her credit card!
After breaking a dish (goddammit, Shounen, don't carry so many trays at once!), Asumu is asked by the boss man for a visit ... downstairs. Which is the Takeshi HQ, and not a rapeden last I knew. But you know, things happen. And ... Asumu why did you think that the boss was going to take you downstairs and ream you over dropping some tea. Wow. NOPE, it's just to talk about the Kantou branch of the Oni-supporting Takeshi.
Oh snap the doujis just stabbed a dude with their FINGERS. Bad ass.
T-Todoroki the proper way to manage your disc animals is PROBABLY not to overturn their cases, dump 'em on the ground, and then expect them to do your bidding. Then he just stands around PLAYIN' HIS SWORD-GUITAR instead of ... anything else ... and waits for them to return. Jesus, this is going to end BADLY for you dude. I can FORESEE IT, though really, seeing the plot of a kids' show at this stage in the game (ie WE ARE STILL EPISODIC) is not an accomplishment.
Oh a mystery car! I wonder who it could be! Oh it's Zanki. He came to ... verify something. Stupid scene change. -- Here we go! Oh it's about his guitar skills. :\ Lame. Apparently Zanki thinks Todoroki's technique is too strange to kill things. I'm not really sure he should be allowed an opinion on this given that he used to cut through the hamstrings of monsters with the business end of an electric guitar, but whatever.
THEY AIR GUITAR. IT IS BOSS. I brofist for them \m/
Hibiki and Kasumi arrive at the location of the others' cars, but ... no one is there. So Hibiki, all sad and kicked puppy-like, looks into the snack bag and wonders if maybe they shouldn't eat while waiting ;D
Seriously I don't. Wow. Every time you do things you move further up my list of awesome people, Buddhiki.
No such luck though, Todoroki calls to him. As they turn to wave, they ... see Zanki behind him! This shocks and appalls them, though -- I mean his car was RIGHT THERE, how did they miss it? They had to DRIVE BY it!
So the four of them hang out, and Kasumi sorts all the discs back into their proper place (she is so put upon) while the men eat. Well, Hibiki and Todoroki. Hibiki tries to get Zanki to eat every few moments by SHOVING SOME FOOD IN HIS FACE and he continues to decline the offer. Battle of the zens.
... sob not even Hibiki understands Todoroki's prefight face-slapping ritual.
Boss calls before Kasumi can wheedle Zanki into becoming Todoroki's support. It seems like multiple and fast appearances of CRAB MAKAMOU!!1 is generally a harbinger of doom. A doom that only a wind-instrument can destroy.
... Ibuki picked a really great week to play the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Episode. Anyway, Hibiki decides to head off and see if maybe he and Todoroki together can't stop the monstrosity.
GOODBYE, TODOROKI'S PANTS. Hello, bitching fight.
Oh balls the doujis can fly. No matter. Todoroki can hurl his instrument THROUGH them! Or uh, one of them. The other one he just kind of crippled before shishkebobbing.
................ giant murderous shrimp. With lobster claws and mayfly wings.
I can dig it. :\a
IT TRIES TO FLY AWAY thank God Todoroki grabbed its ... tail. Smart idea. Hibiki runs in and leaps onto its back without anyone having to press the triangle button, transforms his drumstick into a flaming sword without haging to sort through inventory, and CUTS OFF ITS WING without having to aim.
... why did I make that paragraph all about video games.
Zanki took the support message to heart it seems, because he comes running out of nowhere to grab Todoroki's guitar off the ground (where last was skewered a douji and or hime, I forget which) and hurls it to where our young hero is still holdin' dat tail down. Uh I don't really think it's going to fly too far with one wing now, pal, sooo maybe the killing should happen post-haste.
Oh good he did! Exhausted now though, too exhausted to rock out in the aftermath to ~cleanse the air~.
Ha ha ha leave it to Hibiki to ask all the important questions! "Stupid crab, why can it fly!?" Because it dared to be gar, sir. That's why.
Zanki announces to his former stupid disciple that he is a supporter to him now, and the kid is SO DAMN EXCITED. Zanki even gives him the go-ahead to rock out, bitchin'ly.
reactionface.jpg: The lulz were not short here. They were ALL OVER and there was some EPIC and tons of badass and joy and eeeee |3 basically I love Hibiki and the upcoming writer change is LOOMING at me like the bad end I don't want. :'( I. I just want to enjoy it the way it is nowwwwww.