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✯ Kamen Rider Hibiki 4
I just want to congratulate Hibiki at being able to put on his own pants. Bravo, sir. Sure, Mamoru can do it with more class, but he doesn't have the speed. If this were the NASCAR of getting dressed, Hibiki would cup every time.
... man it is going to be obvious that I am in pain and trying not to think about it all through this write-up. HA HA. Whoops.
The monsters got away, but not before Hibiki could kill one and (hopefully!?) fatally wound the other. Unfortunately, their "child" (it's a makamou!) was taken away to safety or ... something. The last makamou we saw was the GIANT SHACK SPIDER so at least that will be an entertaining fight at the end of this episode I HOPE. Since it could be dangerous, they'll just keep looking for it until they can kill it. Like pros.
So while Asumu attempts to study so as to not fail his high school exams, Hibiki sits around painting his phallic weaponry. I wanted to make a joke about them now being "red hot" and "beating them" but ... somehow it is not coming to me. I am disappoint too, son.
Then some dumb hunters in the mountain get caught by what I can only hope is the makamou. There is a lot of screaming and gunfire. More importantly, on his way home from school, Asumu admits that he wants to be a drummer. You can tell it is more important, because this scene is a lot longer and in real, actual daylight.
... holy wow, I have never seen a main rider do more than six push-ups. I am just so much more used to absolute fail! Hibiki, you shining star of perseverance and strength! So well trained!! And such a responsible fellow too, willing to admit that he effed up by letting Asumu see him.
Speaking of whom, Asumu. That ringtone. 8| Wow. But he got a text from his island pal, along with a picture of himself with ~Hibiki-san~ and it motivates him to ... do ... things. I guess. Because a small child runs into danger in front of him (again)! OH NO! Will he step up to the plate? Will he save the child this time? Will he be a man among men?
The answers, in order, are no, no, and no. Once again, a crazy old man LEAPS INTO THE HEROIC DRIVER'S SEAT and rescues the little kid from harm. Harm this time being a fat person on a bicycle who was unwilling to drive around the kid, by the way. Asumu, you little dick.
... well, Asumu must be planning to minor in STALKING, because he follows the old man long enough to know that he is an associate of HIBIKI!!!11. He's probably Kasumi and Hinaka's old man? They mentioned him coming home at one point last episode, I think.
OH the bird discs are falcons. Good to know. I am too awesome to realize that they are the same as my high school mascot. AWESOME.
Do do do Hibiki and Kasumi get a hit on the makamou and head to the next mountain, Asumu keeps stalking the old guy through a buddhist temple and needs to get help from his lady friend blah blah...
Oh my god you DORK Hibiki. "Oi, oi, stop! Yo! You're pretty grown up, huh?" DON'T GREET OPPONENTS SO CASUALLY!! That thing wants to Godzilla through the town and crush every person and building to dust! And you're going to run up and say hi.
Nerrrrddddddd.
Oh, the guy Asumu was stalking wound up counterstalking him. AND WINNING. Ha ha ha oh you dumb kids, you haven't properly trained.
Hahahaha okay no Hibiki, it -- it is probably cruel and unusual punishment to shove something face down into a river and then beat it to death with sticks. Crazy hardcore badass, yeah, but definitely punishing it to death.
-- Oh hey he is the Tachibana dad! SCORE ME. Man that scene is great, Hibiki and Kasumi are late getting home and the old guy waaaves Hibiki over, like he's going to scold a small child, and just goes "So you found someone from your neighborhood on the island, huh." And Hibiki does the "KASUMI YOU SUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ON ME" face and I can't stop laughing at him because Kasumi is just as lost as he is. I MEAN I ASSUME ASUMU IS IN THE NEXT ROOM but th-that ten seconds there, pure gold.
...
I WAS RIGHT.
God I paused the scene three seconds before the old dude waves Hibiki over to Asumu. DO I WIN A PRIZE.
reactionface.jpg: Uh this episode was not as righteous as the last three, but I am going to forgive it its everything because THEY DROPPED ZANKI'S NAME ON THE "NEXT EPISODE" RIF. Aaahhhh Matsuda Kenji! I want to see! Also I should make an icon of Hibiki going "Yo!" eventually.
... man it is going to be obvious that I am in pain and trying not to think about it all through this write-up. HA HA. Whoops.
The monsters got away, but not before Hibiki could kill one and (hopefully!?) fatally wound the other. Unfortunately, their "child" (it's a makamou!) was taken away to safety or ... something. The last makamou we saw was the GIANT SHACK SPIDER so at least that will be an entertaining fight at the end of this episode I HOPE. Since it could be dangerous, they'll just keep looking for it until they can kill it. Like pros.
So while Asumu attempts to study so as to not fail his high school exams, Hibiki sits around painting his phallic weaponry. I wanted to make a joke about them now being "red hot" and "beating them" but ... somehow it is not coming to me. I am disappoint too, son.
Then some dumb hunters in the mountain get caught by what I can only hope is the makamou. There is a lot of screaming and gunfire. More importantly, on his way home from school, Asumu admits that he wants to be a drummer. You can tell it is more important, because this scene is a lot longer and in real, actual daylight.
... holy wow, I have never seen a main rider do more than six push-ups. I am just so much more used to absolute fail! Hibiki, you shining star of perseverance and strength! So well trained!! And such a responsible fellow too, willing to admit that he effed up by letting Asumu see him.
Speaking of whom, Asumu. That ringtone. 8| Wow. But he got a text from his island pal, along with a picture of himself with ~Hibiki-san~ and it motivates him to ... do ... things. I guess. Because a small child runs into danger in front of him (again)! OH NO! Will he step up to the plate? Will he save the child this time? Will he be a man among men?
The answers, in order, are no, no, and no. Once again, a crazy old man LEAPS INTO THE HEROIC DRIVER'S SEAT and rescues the little kid from harm. Harm this time being a fat person on a bicycle who was unwilling to drive around the kid, by the way. Asumu, you little dick.
... well, Asumu must be planning to minor in STALKING, because he follows the old man long enough to know that he is an associate of HIBIKI!!!11. He's probably Kasumi and Hinaka's old man? They mentioned him coming home at one point last episode, I think.
OH the bird discs are falcons. Good to know. I am too awesome to realize that they are the same as my high school mascot. AWESOME.
Do do do Hibiki and Kasumi get a hit on the makamou and head to the next mountain, Asumu keeps stalking the old guy through a buddhist temple and needs to get help from his lady friend blah blah...
Oh my god you DORK Hibiki. "Oi, oi, stop! Yo! You're pretty grown up, huh?" DON'T GREET OPPONENTS SO CASUALLY!! That thing wants to Godzilla through the town and crush every person and building to dust! And you're going to run up and say hi.
Nerrrrddddddd.
Oh, the guy Asumu was stalking wound up counterstalking him. AND WINNING. Ha ha ha oh you dumb kids, you haven't properly trained.
Hahahaha okay no Hibiki, it -- it is probably cruel and unusual punishment to shove something face down into a river and then beat it to death with sticks. Crazy hardcore badass, yeah, but definitely punishing it to death.
-- Oh hey he is the Tachibana dad! SCORE ME. Man that scene is great, Hibiki and Kasumi are late getting home and the old guy waaaves Hibiki over, like he's going to scold a small child, and just goes "So you found someone from your neighborhood on the island, huh." And Hibiki does the "KASUMI YOU SUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ON ME" face and I can't stop laughing at him because Kasumi is just as lost as he is. I MEAN I ASSUME ASUMU IS IN THE NEXT ROOM but th-that ten seconds there, pure gold.
...
I WAS RIGHT.
God I paused the scene three seconds before the old dude waves Hibiki over to Asumu. DO I WIN A PRIZE.
reactionface.jpg: Uh this episode was not as righteous as the last three, but I am going to forgive it its everything because THEY DROPPED ZANKI'S NAME ON THE "NEXT EPISODE" RIF. Aaahhhh Matsuda Kenji! I want to see! Also I should make an icon of Hibiki going "Yo!" eventually.